Tell me a joke

[BrickJames]

What do you call a drive-by done by 5 Gay guys?

A fruit roll-up! Oh!

 

[BMR Genie]

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?




A: A pork chop.

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

What’s long , black,and smells like shit ?

 

[JDS]

What’s long , black,and smells like shit ?

I give up

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

What’s long , black,and smells like shit ?

Unemployment line?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Probably welfare line, huh?

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

Hey . You said it

Not me

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hey . You said it

Not me

Could be this too

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

Actually the answer was whatever black penis thats currently exiting Coco Austin's ass .

But you went with unemployment line
which works too .

Either way , REPORTED

 

[BMR Genie]

"A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

 

[kidcudi92]

Joe Biden walks

 

[JDS]

Actually the answer was whatever black penis thats currently exiting Coco Austin's ass .

But you went with unemployment line
which works too .

Either way , REPORTED

Authentic joke of the day.

 

[BMR Genie]

"A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while the youngest son has black hair, dark eyes, and is short. The father eventually takes ill and is lying on his deathbed when he turns to his wife and says, "Honey, before I die, be completely honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replies, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passes away. The wife then mutters, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

 

[edawg]

Husband on his death bed tells his wife of 70 years that once he dies he wants her to marry Tom. Wife says " I thought you hated Tom?" Husband replies "I do!"

 

[Wagerallsports]

What’s long , black,and smells like shit ?

Unemployment line?

This joke must be from 20+ years ago because this generation ain't standing in the unemployment line now their lazy azzes just sittin at home lol

 

[BMR Genie]

Husband on his death bed tells his wife of 70 years that once he dies he wants her to marry Tom. Wife says " I thought you hated Tom?" Husband replies "I do!"

Haha, very smart husband.

But if I were the wife I will send him directly to death lol.

 

[edawg]

If the guy had an Asian for a wife he would have committed Hari Kari 69 years ago.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Husband on his death bed tells his wife of 70 years that once he dies he wants her to marry Tom. Wife says " I thought you hated Tom?" Husband replies "I do!"

A guy walks into a bar and sees his old friend there, already totally drunk. He asks:

"What's with you? You don't usually drink much."

"I'm drinking because my wife ran off with my best friend."

"But I thought I was your best friend!"

"Not anymore, buddy, it's that guy now..."

 

[ladonque]

Old Mary, a granny, is getting ready for bed, and asks her husband, "what did you think of me when you first saw me naked on our wedding night?" Her husband says "I wanted to suck your paps dry and fook you until you were a worn out husk." Old Mary then asks, "well, what do you think when you see me naked now?" The husband says, "I think I did a damn good job!"

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Have you ever noticed how most Ford vehicles names are more fun when you put "anal" in front of them?​

Probe, Explorer, Excursion, Endeavor, Ranger, Focus