Tell me a joke

[ladonque]

ANAL FOCUS is when you stare at nothing but that stretched to the limit cinnamon ring of some babe as you gear up for that nut.......

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I saw a butt plug on the street today..​

Some asshole must've dropped it.

 

[ladonque]

I saw a butt plug on the street today..​

Some asshole must've dropped it.

or it fell out without them knowing it..... some pretty loose holes over in austin......

 

[ladonque]

A young brave was wanting to know how he got his name, so he approached the tribe's chief, and asked him, "O' Great Chief, I was wondering how you decide to give us our names?" The chief responded, "On the morning after a new brave is born, I take a walk at sunrise, and the first thing that catches my eye that makes an impression on me, the new brave will be given that name..... Why do you ask, Two Dogs Screwin'?"

 

[edawg]

Cops get a noise disturbance call on the 4th of July. They walk up to the door when a hillbilly comes out and tells them " You pigs can get my fireworks when you pry them out of my cold dead fingers which happen to be laying on the sidewalk over there."

 

[BMR Genie]

Cops get a noise disturbance call on the 4th of July. They walk up to the door when a hillbilly comes out and tells them " You pigs can get my fireworks when you pry them out of my cold dead fingers which happen to be laying on the sidewalk over there."

Hopefully, no one is going to be in this exact scenario today, Edawg.

 

[JDS]

I saw a butt plug on the street today..​

Some asshole must've dropped it.

 

[BMR Genie]

Q: What does the Statue of Liberty say when visitors leave?





A: Stay in torch!

 

[BMR Genie]

"A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?" "Did you say 4?!?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

 

[Tanko]

"A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?" "Did you say 4?!?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

This could be a true story and not a joke.... probably Nick Saban at Alabama.

 

[BMR Genie]

This could be a true story and not a joke.... probably Nick Saban at Alabama.

hahah

 

[baz]

Had JJ blocked for over a month easy.

 

[yoppas]

What's the difference between onions and prostitutes?

 

[Tanko]

What's the difference between onions and prostitutes?

I think I know this. Cutting up an onion will make you cry.???

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I think I know this. Cutting up an onion will make you cry.???

They both give me bad breath when I eat them.

 

[Tanko]

What's the difference between onions and prostitutes?

They can smell sweet but usually taste bitter.

 

[Tanko]

What's the difference between onions and prostitutes?

The older ones that are close to rotting, cost $0.50 apiece.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The onion doesn't laugh when I get naked

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre.

 

[yoppas]

Whats the best thing about a 18 year old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair back she looks 15..