Tell me a joke

[kostasmalina]

Who shaves every hour every day and still has a beard? The barber

I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it.

 

[quantumleap]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1705670495423877232

 

[cellulark]

Save the planet!

 

[quantumleap]

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

A proctologist tries to pay for his groceries by check. When he goes to sign his name, he pulls out a rectal thermometer and says “Damnit!”

The cashier asks him what’s wrong.

He says, “oh nothing, it’s just that some asshole has my pen.”

 

[Tanko]

AI can do amazing things. Saw a picture of a group of nuns walking in the street and similar to this picture, whne you squint it said JESUS.... Go figure how they do this.

 

[kostasmalina]

lol

 

[BMR Genie]

AI can do amazing things. Saw a picture of a group of nuns walking in the street and similar to this picture, whne you squint it said JESUS.... Go figure how they do this.

Hahaha, it;s genius!

 

[quantumleap]

Hahaha, it;s genius!

I forgot to mention that the message was meant for you.

j/k

 

[BMR Genie]

I forgot to mention that the message was meant for you.

j/k

hahaha

 

[BMR Genie]

"What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

Ones a good year and the other is a great year."

 

[kostasmalina]

lol genie

 

[kostasmalina]

Why did Elon Musk go broke?
Because his car insurance rates were astronomical

 

[kostasmalina]

Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange
You'd think he was from MAD-AT-GAS-CAR

 

[kostasmalina]

I never realized self driving cars can be lethal... damn

 

[BMR Genie]

Hahaha good ones, Kostasmalina.

 

[BMR Genie]

I never realized self driving cars can be lethal... damn

I am not going to put my life in the hands of a self-driving car. Never!

 

[kostasmalina]

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell. They come with an Elon Musk.

 

[BMR Genie]

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell. They come with an Elon Musk.

LOL. Now, I wonder what Elon Musk smells like. I can't own a Tesla so I will be wondering forever haha

 

[kostasmalina]

What kind of balls does Elon Musk have?
Teslacles.