Tell me a joke
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A lost dog strays into a jungle.
A lion sees him and says, "Hey this looks edible. Never seen his kind before."
The lion starts running at the dog to eat him. The dog sees this and starts to panic. Just as he's about to get jumped by the lion, he sees a pile of bones next to him and says loudly, "Damn that lion was very tasty".
The lion hears this and stops, thinking to himself, this thing must be tougher than he looks. I better not mess with him.
Meanwhile over in a tree a Monkey sees all of this happening and knows the dog is bluffing. The monkey say, "I can score some points with the lion if I tell him what's going on". So he tells the lion.
The lion is pissed after he hears this and tells the monkey, "Get on my back. We're going to get that dog" and the both start running towards the dog.
The dog sees what's going on and panics again.... But, then he yells, "WHERE THE HELL IS THE MONKEY? I TOLD HIM TO BRING ME ANOTHER LION AN HOUR AGO".
A lion sees him and says, "Hey this looks edible. Never seen his kind before."
The lion starts running at the dog to eat him. The dog sees this and starts to panic. Just as he's about to get jumped by the lion, he sees a pile of bones next to him and says loudly, "Damn that lion was very tasty".
The lion hears this and stops, thinking to himself, this thing must be tougher than he looks. I better not mess with him.
Meanwhile over in a tree a Monkey sees all of this happening and knows the dog is bluffing. The monkey say, "I can score some points with the lion if I tell him what's going on". So he tells the lion.
The lion is pissed after he hears this and tells the monkey, "Get on my back. We're going to get that dog" and the both start running towards the dog.
The dog sees what's going on and panics again.... But, then he yells, "WHERE THE HELL IS THE MONKEY? I TOLD HIM TO BRING ME ANOTHER LION AN HOUR AGO".
OMG! hahaha. Such a brilliant dog.
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OMG haha.
"I'm calling people I'm fu^%$ hate" LOL. At least, he let out his anger before he dies.
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a pic tell a joke in itself DDD 
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lol Tank let just say it the drink of very old guys then
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Vladimir Putin scheduled a psychic reading.
- How long will I live?
- I see clearly you will live for years but you will die, uhhh, well, you will die on a Ukrainian holiday.
- Which one? (he asked eager to know the exact date)
- Any day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday
- How long will I live?
- I see clearly you will live for years but you will die, uhhh, well, you will die on a Ukrainian holiday.
- Which one? (he asked eager to know the exact date)
- Any day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday
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What did one butt cheek say to the other ?
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together we can stop this shit
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Don't you hate it when some1 answers their own questions? I do
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