Tell me a joke

[Tanko]

this:

LMAO. Awesome.

 

[ladonque]

and this:

 

[KVB]

this:

 

[KVB]

and this:

 

[Tanko]

and this:

Another good one but, I can't forward that one to the rest of my family like the 1st one.

 

[KVB]

Donker!!!!!

Cheers!!!

 

[jjgold]

Diggity go fuk yourself !

 

[Tanko]

Diggity go fuk yourself !

Watch you mouth JJ.
JFC...






Besides, Diggity doesn't need you telling him to do it. He does that all the time. I have video.

 

[KVB]

Diggity go fuk yourself !

Hey Gold, DDD texted me, he had a message for you...

 

[BMR Genie]

"Q: What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute then sits down and starts crying the next?








A: A football coach."

 

[ladonque]

Diggity go fuk yourself !

like this?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

A man loses his ass at a Las Vegas casino...​

He has only his return plane ticket and a stash of cash at home, but not a penny with him. He sees one cab outside of the casino and pleads with the driver to give him the short ride to the airport, and he'll send the driver double his fare when he gets home.

"Goddamn filthy losers", says the cab driver, "you go f*** off. Walk to the airport, I don' give a damn about your problems"

Stunned, the man manages to get to the airport and makes his flight. He returns to the same casino the next year and is killing it. Poker, blackjack, slots - he just cannot lose. He makes a fortune.

It's time to leave so he walks out of the casino and sees a long line of cab drivers, and at the very end is the one who humiliated him the year before.

He goes to the first driver in the line and says "Will you give me a ride to the airport and throw in a blowjob for 2 bucks?"

"What?!", says the first driver, "get lost, freako! I'm not giving you a blowjob!".

The man goes to the next driver with the same offer, with a similar response.

He works his way through all the drivers, being rebuffed by all on his offer, until he reaches the guy from the previous year that was such an asshole to him. "To the airport, and if you make it snappy, I'll double your fare as a tip" he tell the driver, who obviously doesn't recognize him from the previous year.

The driver gleefully agrees, the man gets in the car, and the driver starts toward the airport with a giant smile on his face. As they drive away past the line of other cab drivers, the man looks out the rear side window at all the other drivers he spoke to with a smile and a big thumbs up.

 

[jjgold]

You were sleeping at the wheel tonight there was a tremendous car, Chase, lots of drama

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

You were sleeping at the wheel tonight there was a tremendous car, Chase, lots of drama

Fuk

In Ca?

 

[jjgold]

Yes

This had everything car crashes, shooting and a home invasion

 

[stormtrooper8]

Jds's hairline makes lebron look like fabio

Need this bad boy back

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Yes

This had everything car crashes, shooting and a home invasion

Damn. Wish I had seen that one.

How’s Reno?

 

[KVB]

Damn. Wish I had seen that one.

How’s Reno?

Wait, Gold's in Reno?

Gold, they're already onto you, get outta Lincoln Park quick.

Her brother already went public...

 

[BMR Genie]

You were sleeping at the wheel tonight there was a tremendous car, Chase, lots of drama

My goodness. Is there any casualty, JJ?

 

[ladonque]

decent t shirt