Tell me a joke

[BMR Genie]

"Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?


Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck."

 

[Tanko]

"Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?


Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck."

I think what makes this joke so funny is how corny it is.
Thank you Genie.

 

[BMR Genie]

I think what makes this joke so funny is how corny it is.
Thank you Genie.

Wahaha,, Indeed Tank.

 

[baz]

Take that Gold….

 

[Tanko]

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

 

[BMR Genie]

"One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. "

 

[Tanko]

I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.

 

[edawg]

Wife asks her husband if he had one hour to live what would he do? Husband pulls his wife into him and says " I would take the sexiest woman I have ever layed eyes and try to love her one beat short of a heart attack!, and if there was any time left call home and say goodbye to you and the kids."

 

[BMR Genie]

"What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common?


The more you play with it, the harder it gets."

 

[ladonque]

biden says more shots.... let me guess what is next:

 

[BMR Genie]

"Boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6 but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security."

 

[BMR Genie]

@ladonque Donk, it's always good to see you around..

 

[ladonque]

Since it's a hurricane day, I'll give you this one:

A guy is perusing the old backpage hooker page for some action (this was before they took all the hos off of it), when he comes across a hooker going by the moniker "Hurricane Nymphie".... Intrigued he sets up some action and meets her at her place. She says, "are you ready for Hurricane Nymphie?" The john says hell yes, bring it on.... So, she starts lightly blowing all over his body. He says, what the hell is this? Her: "Those are the fore winds of Hurricane Nymphie....." Then she jumps up on the bed, straddles him, and starts peeing all over him. "WTF is this?" he exclaims. "Those are the rains of Hurricane Nympie," she says.... Then she starts pummelling him with her oversized HHH jugs, really pounding him all over. Again, another "WTF is this shit?" from the guy.... She exalts "those are the coconuts falling from the trees due to Hurricane Nymphie!"

Having had enough, the john jumps up, says, "Fuk this, I'm outta here" and starts putting on his clothes. Surprised, the ho says "what's wrong, is Hurricane Nymphie not doing it for you?", to which he responds, "There's no way in hell I will ever bust a nut in this weather....."

 

[Pimike]

"One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. "

I love that one

lol

 

[JDS]

I love that one

lol

Genie bringing some good ones in here lately.

 

[BMR Genie]

Since it's a hurricane day, I'll give you this one:

A guy is perusing the old backpage hooker page for some action (this was before they took all the hos off of it), when he comes across a hooker going by the moniker "Hurricane Nymphie".... Intrigued he sets up some action and meets her at her place. She says, "are you ready for Hurricane Nymphie?" The john says hell yes, bring it on.... So, she starts lightly blowing all over his body. He says, what the hell is this? Her: "Those are the fore winds of Hurricane Nymphie....." Then she jumps up on the bed, straddles him, and starts peeing all over him. "WTF is this?" he exclaims. "Those are the rains of Hurricane Nympie," she says.... Then she starts pummelling him with her oversized HHH jugs, really pounding him all over. Again, another "WTF is this shit?" from the guy.... She exalts "those are the coconuts falling from the trees due to Hurricane Nymphie!"

Having had enough, the john jumps up, says, "Fuk this, I'm outta here" and starts putting on his clothes. Surprised, the ho says "what's wrong, is Hurricane Nymphie not doing it for you?", to which he responds, "There's no way in hell I will ever bust a nut in this weather....."

LOL. Very dirty. Are you the owner of this joke, Donk?

 

[edawg]

Husband comes home to see his wife jaybird naked
in nothing but saran wrap and high heels. She says " what do you think honey?" Husband replies " Not leftovers again "

 

[2the9s]

What do you call those little bumps around a woman's nipple?

Braille.

 

[BMR Genie]

 

[JDS]

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