Tell me a joke

[JDS]

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne comes after puberty, Catholic priest comes before puberty.

 

[JDS]

No I’m didn’t google that, it was off the top of my head. Did I create a new joke on the fly ?

 

[KVB]

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

 

[JDS]

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

 

[BMR Genie]

"What is the worst combination of illnesses?







Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where."

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Ok I see where this thread is going…


What breaks when you give it to a two year old?
Their pelvis

 

[KVB]

"What is the worst combination of illnesses?







Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where."

 

[KVB]

Ok I see where this thread is going…


What breaks when you give it to a two year old?
Their pelvis

ESPN is watching, DDD.

And now, thanks to you, the FBI is watching too.

 

[BMR Genie]

"What is the worst combination of illnesses?







Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where."

I am sorry, no disrespect intended. Health should never become a subject of any jokes. PEACE everyone.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

ESPN is watching, DDD.

And now, thanks to you, the FBI is watching too.

nothing a little bribe can’t fix

 

[KVB]

I am sorry, no disrespect intended. Health should never become a subject of any jokes. PEACE everyone.

It's a joke thread, it's a safe place to be ruthless.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be a joke.

 

[BMR Genie]

It's a joke thread, it's a safe place to be ruthless.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be a joke.

Okay, thanks. I'll remember this KVB.

 

[JDS]

Acne comes after puberty, Catholic priest comes before puberty.

Imagine Bob Huggins trying to answer this joke on a radio interview another MILLY gone LMFAO.

 

[Tanko]

Imagine Bob Huggins trying to answer this joke on a radio interview another MILLY gone LMFAO.

He still has a job because he is Huggins. With today's politics, most would have been fired.

$1M cut is 25% of his pay. $4.2M ---> $3.2M. I'm going to go out on a limb and say, the pay cut won't impact his lifestyle.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

How do you get a baby into a jar?
Blender
How do you get a baby out of a jar?
Tortilla chips

 

[KVB]

He still has a job because he is Huggins. With today's politics, most would have been fired.

$1M cut is 25% of his pay. $4.2M ---> $3.2M. I'm going to go out on a limb and say, the pay cut won't impact his lifestyle.

Contract is now year to year and one more incident and he's fired. Those can end up being big things down the road.

 

[matician]

1. What do girls and noodles have in common?
Both wiggle when you eat them.

2. How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

3. What do pimps and farmers have in common?
Both need a hoe to stay in business.

4. How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before one starts eating.

5. Say what you want about pedophiles…
But at least they drive slow through the school zones.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

What do you call an Ethiopian who doesn't douche?
A quarter-pounder with cheese

 

[Pimike]

A Pastor called his associate pastor to tell him he was sick and needed him to preach.

the Pastor was not sick he went golfing.

He kept hitting hole in ones and Birdies every hole.

Peter asked God why did you allow him to play so well?

God said, who is he going to tell??

 

[53defense]

What time is it, when you see your mother-in-law hopping around the back yard on 1 leg…


Shoot her again ….