Malted’s Drunken Degenerate Football Parlay/Teasers

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

F#CKIN’ SJSU ruined my vibe last week, but feeling good. I’ve had a few craft IPA’s today in Jerome, AZ. - and cracking this F#CKIN’ cerveza right now. Going all in with my last $13 here, and a full degenerate 9-team parlay. I either zero out for the week, or make some good beer money. If I get to the Vikings on Monday nite - I’m going to hedge the F#CK out of it…..

Good Luck Everyone


Current drunken bankroll = $0.00

M/L Parlay, pays +407

Pittsburgh
Navy
Cincinnati
Oregon
USC
Commanders
Cardinals
Broncos

Vikings - Monday night hedge (if I’m alive)

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Looked for some way to hedge this - but it wouldn’t be worth it. I’m all in on the Vikings…..

SKOL!!!!!

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

F#CKIN’ SJSU ruined my vibe last week, but feeling good. I’ve had a few craft IPA’s today in Jerome, AZ. - and cracking this F#CKIN’ cerveza right now. Going all in with my last $13 here, and a full degenerate 9-team parlay. I either zero out for the week, or make some good beer money. If I get to the Vikings on Monday nite - I’m going to hedge the F#CK out of it…..

Good Luck Everyone


Current drunken bankroll = $0.00

M/L Parlay, pays +407

Pittsburgh
Navy
Cincinnati
Oregon
USC
Commanders
Cardinals
Broncos

Vikings - Monday night hedge (if I’m alive)

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[Pimike]

Looked for some way to hedge this - but it wouldn’t be worth it. I’m all in on the Vikings…..

SKOL!!!!!

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Winner!!

 

[Tanko]

Looked for some way to hedge this - but it wouldn’t be worth it. I’m all in on the Vikings…..

SKOL!!!!!

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Nice hit Malted.
Vikings looked like crap for 3 quarters but we amazing that 4Q.

 

[BMR Genie]

F#CKIN’ SJSU ruined my vibe last week, but feeling good. I’ve had a few craft IPA’s today in Jerome, AZ. - and cracking this F#CKIN’ cerveza right now. Going all in with my last $13 here, and a full degenerate 9-team parlay. I either zero out for the week, or make some good beer money. If I get to the Vikings on Monday nite - I’m going to hedge the F#CK out of it…..

Good Luck Everyone


Current drunken bankroll = $0.00

M/L Parlay, pays +407

Pittsburgh
Navy
Cincinnati
Oregon
USC
Commanders
Cardinals
Broncos

Vikings - Monday night hedge (if I’m alive)

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[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Current drunken bankroll = +$55.91

Was going to wait and do this tomorrow, but F#CK IT! Feeling these local Arizona brewed SanTan’s, and feeling the Chiefs don’t lose 2 in a row, and at home, right?!?! And keep your +1 pity home dog crap…..

Placed this buzzed parlay.

Pays +290

Michigan
Auburn
Texas Tech
USC
ARIZONA STATE!!!!!
ARIZONA CARDINALS!!!!!
Ravens
Chiefs…..

I really feel this week is riding entirely on the Chiefs…..

We’ll see - Cheers All!!!!!

 

[jjgold]

The NFL games are always coin flips

 

[BMR Genie]

Current drunken bankroll = +$55.91

Was going to wait and do this tomorrow, but F#CK IT! Feeling these local Arizona brewed SanTan’s, and feeling the Chiefs don’t lose 2 in a row, and at home, right?!?! And keep your +1 pity home dog crap…..

Placed this buzzed parlay.

Pays +290

Michigan
Auburn
Texas Tech
USC
ARIZONA STATE!!!!!
ARIZONA CARDINALS!!!!!
Ravens
Chiefs…..

I really feel this week is riding entirely on the Chiefs…..

We’ll see - Cheers All!!!!!

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Looking forward to a winning repeat, Malted! Good luck.

 

[jjgold]

Malti please refrain from posting any liquor photos

 

[Tanko]

Malti please refrain from posting any liquor photos

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Malti please refrain from posting any liquor photos

No liquor posts in this thread…..

 

[BMR Genie]

Malti please refrain from posting any liquor photos

Are you jealous, JJ?

 

[pipe]

Malti please refrain from posting any liquor photos

You're not the boss.

No liquor posts in this thread…..

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[KVB]

Malti please refrain from posting any liquor photos

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

She’d be great to take to a ballgame/concert…..

 

[Tanko]

She’d be great to take to a ballgame/concert…..

Screw sneaking in with the flasks.... She's bringing in liters.
Love a chick with assets...