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Malted’s Drunken Degenerate Football Parlay/Teasers

maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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YTD = 47.66

Didn’t get the Super Bowl I wanted, but oh well. Feeling no pain with these Lagunitas Beasts and taking the AFC +113 to win the G@y Bowl because I’m a drunk degenerate gambler…..

Good Luck All!!!!!

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Did EVERY AFC QB decline the Pro Bowl for Drake F#CKING Maye to be there?!?! Why even have this at that point?!?!
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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Basing this solely on Philly’s ‘D’ line stuffing the run & Mahomes going Mahomes. Also, a LITERAL coin flip. I’m zeroing out, & going all in with these bets. Worst case scenario, I’m leaving this season with these bets the way I started. Best case, win all & start next season on the plus side. These Rad IPA’s are going down waaaaaaay too smooth…..

Good Luck All! See you on the other side!

Coin Flip - Heads = 10 to win 9.9

Parlay = 10 to win 22
Chiefs -1 & Over 46.5

Mahomes INT’s - Over 0.5 = 10 to win 13

Parlay = 17.66 to win 8.83
Chiefs +8 & Over 39.5

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maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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👍🍺

Basing this solely on Philly’s ‘D’ line stuffing the run & Mahomes going Mahomes. Also, a LITERAL coin flip. I’m zeroing out, & going all in with these bets. Worst case scenario, I’m leaving this season with these bets the way I started. Best case, win all & start next season on the plus side. These Rad IPA’s are going down waaaaaaay too smooth…..

Good Luck All! See you on the other side!

Coin Flip - Heads = 10 to win 9.9

Parlay = 10 to win 22
Chiefs -1 & Over 46.5

Mahomes INT’s - Over 0.5 = 10 to win 13

Parlay = 17.66 to win 8.83
Chiefs +8 & Over 39.5

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GODDAMN TAILS!!!!!
👎💩

Not a good harbinger of things to come…..
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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👍🍺

Basing this solely on Philly’s ‘D’ line stuffing the run & Mahomes going Mahomes. Also, a LITERAL coin flip. I’m zeroing out, & going all in with these bets. Worst case scenario, I’m leaving this season with these bets the way I started. Best case, win all & start next season on the plus side. These Rad IPA’s are going down waaaaaaay too smooth…..

Good Luck All! See you on the other side!

Coin Flip - Heads = 10 to win 9.9

Parlay = 10 to win 22
Chiefs -1 & Over 46.5

Mahomes INT’s - Over 0.5 = 10 to win 13

Parlay = 17.66 to win 8.83
Chiefs +8 & Over 39.5

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PICK!!!!!

Just scared the $#!T out of everyone here…..

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BMR Genie

BMR Genie

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Ending the season here +23.00 - I guess at least I’m not in the negative. Had a fun ride this season, lots of good beers. If I remember this in the fall, I’ll resume it again…..
A great winning season! Thanks for sharing your picks + good beers, Malted. :cheers:
 

KingKolzig

KingKolzig

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Last night drinking here for me. I swear. Going to turn into j.rambo dont need to die a loser. Making a video and my plan is to plan every day out, that includes 2-3 hours of entertainment early, then productivity. If im lucky i watch the final 4 with a 12er
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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Ending the season here +23.00 - I guess at least I’m not in the negative. Had a fun ride this season, lots of good beers. If I remember this in the fall, I’ll resume it again…..

👍🍺

LET THE DRUNKEN STUPIDITY RESUME!!!!!

Wife bought these fruit ‘Mind Haze’ things today - taste like a shandy. I’ve pounded 4 already, pouring #5 when she looks at me and says, “You know those are 8% alcohol…..”

I know now!

🤪🤣🍺

Keeping it going. I’ll be home all day tomorrow (and no NFL), so F#CK IT!!!!!

Starting out = +13.00
*You know what’s coming* - “Full Degenerate Mode”
M/L parlay = pays +173

San Jose State
Appalachian State
Wake Forest
UNLV
Michigan State

Cheers & good luck all!!!!!

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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👍🍺

LET THE DRUNKEN STUPIDITY RESUME!!!!!

Wife bought these fruit ‘Mind Haze’ things today - taste like a shandy. I’ve pounded 4 already, pouring #5 when she looks at me and says, “You know those are 8% alcohol…..”

I know now!

🤪🤣🍺

Keeping it going. I’ll be home all day tomorrow (and no NFL), so F#CK IT!!!!!

Starting out = +13.00
*You know what’s coming* - “Full Degenerate Mode”
M/L parlay = pays +173

San Jose State
Appalachian State
Wake Forest
UNLV
Michigan State

Cheers & good luck all!!!!!

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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F#CKIN’ SJSU ruined my vibe last week, but feeling good. I’ve had a few craft IPA’s today in Jerome, AZ. - and cracking this F#CKIN’ cerveza right now. Going all in with my last $13 here, and a full degenerate 9-team parlay. I either zero out for the week, or make some good beer money. If I get to the Vikings on Monday nite - I’m going to hedge the F#CK out of it…..

Good Luck Everyone


Current drunken bankroll = $0.00

M/L Parlay, pays +407

Pittsburgh
Navy
Cincinnati
Oregon
USC
Commanders
Cardinals
Broncos

Vikings - Monday night hedge (if I’m alive)

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BMR Genie

BMR Genie

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F#CKIN’ SJSU ruined my vibe last week, but feeling good. I’ve had a few craft IPA’s today in Jerome, AZ. - and cracking this F#CKIN’ cerveza right now. Going all in with my last $13 here, and a full degenerate 9-team parlay. I either zero out for the week, or make some good beer money. If I get to the Vikings on Monday nite - I’m going to hedge the F#CK out of it…..

Good Luck Everyone


Current drunken bankroll = $0.00

M/L Parlay, pays +407

Pittsburgh
Navy
Cincinnati
Oregon
USC
Commanders
Cardinals
Broncos

Vikings - Monday night hedge (if I’m alive)

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Let's go!!!!!! 💪 💪 💪
 
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