Malted’s Drunken Degenerate Football Parlay/Teasers

[Tanko]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +$45.91

Bought these yesterday at the brewery I was at in Cottonwood, AZ. - they’re pretty tasty, I’ve already had 3.
Another dumb 8-teamed parlay with a lot of heavy favorites - and Mr. Taylor Swift owes me one. If I make it to the nighttime game, no hedge. If Mahomes & Co. lose in primetime to the F#CKIN’ GINTS - they’re DONE!

Good luck all, pays +520:

Georgia Tech
Louisville
Clemson
USC
Connecticut
Titans +6 - (Yes, I know, remember - this is drunken gambling)
Cowboys - (Yes, once again, )
F#CKIN’ CHIEFS

Good Luck All!!!!!

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Gl Malted.
Just win baby.

 

[BMR Genie]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +$45.91

Bought these yesterday at the brewery I was at in Cottonwood, AZ. - they’re pretty tasty, I’ve already had 3.
Another dumb 8-teamed parlay with a lot of heavy favorites - and Mr. Taylor Swift owes me one. If I make it to the nighttime game, no hedge. If Mahomes & Co. lose in primetime to the F#CKIN’ GINTS - they’re DONE!

Good luck all, pays +520:

Georgia Tech
Louisville
Clemson
USC
Connecticut
Titans +6 - (Yes, I know, remember - this is drunken gambling)
Cowboys - (Yes, once again, )
F#CKIN’ CHIEFS

Good Luck All!!!!!

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Louisville early action! Let's go!!!!!!! Good luck, Malted.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +$35.91

Bought this local brewery at the store - packs a punch at 7.3%. Shaking last week off like Taylor Swift, baby! Speaking of “T-Sizzle”:

Pays +284:

Toledo
Vanderbilt
Boise State
Navy
THEE Ohio State
Bills
Lions…..

The F#CKIN’ Chiefs +4.5!

Why do I keep taking the Chiefs?!?!

Oh yeah, alcohol…..

Good Luck Everybody!

 

[Franz555]

Alcohol....... Thats how we get laid

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +$35.91

Bought this local brewery at the store - packs a punch at 7.3%. Shaking last week off like Taylor Swift, baby! Speaking of “T-Sizzle”:

Pays +284:

Toledo
Vanderbilt
Boise State
Navy
THEE Ohio State
Bills
Lions…..

The F#CKIN’ Chiefs +4.5!

Why do I keep taking the Chiefs?!?!

Oh yeah, alcohol…..

Good Luck Everybody!

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[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +64.31

Going another 8-team teaser, another local brew, local Arizona teams, and giving away heavy chalk - F#CK IT!!!!!

Good Luck Everybody!

Pays +162

Georgia
Michigan
Ohio State
Arizona
Notre Dame
Cardinals
Lions
Bills

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +54.31

Channeling the late, great Jerry Garcia for some guidance this week. Couple of oddball picks, hopefully “We Will Get By”…..

Pays +296

Army
Florida State
Boise State
Notre Dame
Oregon
Packers
Buccaneers

Good Luck Everyone!!!!!

 

[Tanko]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +54.31

Channeling the late, great Jerry Garcia for some guidance this week. Couple of oddball picks, hopefully “We Will Get By”…..

Pays +296

Army
Florida State
Boise State
Notre Dame
Oregon
Packers
Buccaneers

Good Luck Everyone!!!!!

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We are Grateful for having Jerry in our lives.

GL Malted

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +44.31

I didn’t do this intentionally, but this week is the ‘All Florida’ edition. I’ve pounded 3 Space Dust IPA’s so far today, and now cutting that with a Rolling Rock. Haven’t had one in a while, just sounded good.

Good Luck Everybody!

Pays +538

The “U”
South Florida
Florida
Florida State
Jags +5
Fins +5

If I make it to the Monday Night game, I have the Lions - but, I will hedge it with the Bucs, and Baker is my fantasy QB anyways…..

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hopper, is this a good guitar?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Hopper, is this a good guitar?

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Looks like a dirty, nasty Flying ‘V’ that’s been used & abused after many years of punishment on the road.

Not sure what that acoustic guitar in the background is, though…..

 

[BMR Genie]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +44.31

I didn’t do this intentionally, but this week is the ‘All Florida’ edition. I’ve pounded 3 Space Dust IPA’s so far today, and now cutting that with a Rolling Rock. Haven’t had one in a while, just sounded good.

Good Luck Everybody!

Pays +538

The “U”
South Florida
Florida
Florida State
Jags +5
Fins +5

If I make it to the Monday Night game, I have the Lions - but, I will hedge it with the Bucs, and Baker is my fantasy QB anyways…..

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The "U" - tsk tsk.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

The "U" - tsk tsk.

Was so invested in the Brewers last night (and buzzed) - didn’t even realize F#ckin’ Miami played yesterday! Missed the game, woke up this morning with the news on - showing the “huge upset” replay…..

 

[Franz555]

Was so invested in the Brewers last night (and buzzed) - didn’t even realize F#ckin’ Miami played yesterday! Missed the game, woke up this morning with the news on - showing the “huge upset” replay…..

They were unable to run the ball and became one dimensional very early.
I really thought Miami were good enough to compete for a National Title this year. Tough loss

 

[Tanko]

They were unable to run the ball and became one dimensional very early.
I really thought Miami were good enough to compete for a National Title this year. Tough loss

The #2 team losing at home... That was crazy.

 

[kidcudi92]

What’s good big dawg?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +34.31

Honestly, forgot about this until right now - Watching the Dodgers & “Weekend Vibes” got me.

F#CK IT - Did this. Did I even get the current drunken bankroll right? F#CK IT! We’ll figure it out tomorrow…..

Stupid 8-teamer pays +325…..

GA. Tech
Southern Miss
Utah
Navy
Bills
Bucs
Colts (YES, The F#CKIN’ COLTS!!!!!)

Swifties on Monday Night - Might try to middle if I make it this far, we’ll see - lot of weekend ahead of us…..

Good Luck Everybody!!!!!

 

[Tanko]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +34.31

Honestly, forgot about this until right now - Watching the Dodgers & “Weekend Vibes” got me.

F#CK IT - Did this. Did I even get the current drunken bankroll right? F#CK IT! We’ll figure it out tomorrow…..

Stupid 8-teamer pays +325…..

GA. Tech
Southern Miss
Utah
Navy
Bills
Bucs
Colts (YES, The F#CKIN’ COLTS!!!!!)

Swifties on Monday Night - Might try to middle if I make it this far, we’ll see - lot of weekend ahead of us…..

Good Luck Everybody!!!!!

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How'd you do Malted. Been tied up all weekend so I've not kept up.
Hope you hit this.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

How'd you do Malted. Been tied up all weekend so I've not kept up.
Hope you hit this.

As of right now - still alive (fingers crossed)

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +34.31

Honestly, forgot about this until right now - Watching the Dodgers & “Weekend Vibes” got me.

F#CK IT - Did this. Did I even get the current drunken bankroll right? F#CK IT! We’ll figure it out tomorrow…..

Stupid 8-teamer pays +325…..

GA. Tech
Southern Miss
Utah
Navy
Bills
Bucs
Colts (YES, The F#CKIN’ COLTS!!!!!)

Swifties on Monday Night - Might try to middle if I make it this far, we’ll see - lot of weekend ahead of us…..

Good Luck Everybody!!!!!

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Was going to try to middle this, had a separate parlay that would’ve included the Commanders tomorrow, was thinking of moneylining the Commanders for a hedge - but F#CK IT! All in on Mahomes! Chiefs aren’t losing tomorrow, and may not lose the rest of the season (barring injuries, of course)…..