Malted’s Drunken Degenerate Football Parlay/Teasers

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = 77.66

Done a lot of ‘drunken’ picks - going full ‘degenerate’ this week with a 7-point teaser. No alcohol assist necessary, plus it’s only Wednesday, got plenty of drinkin’ time coming up…..

7-point teaser = Pays +300

THEE Ohio State +1.5 (because I took them to win it all before the season started)

Notre Dame +6 (my mom’s favorite team)

My Chargers +4

Bills Nation -2

My Rams +8

Good Luck Everyone!

 

[phillyflyers]

YTD = 77.66

Done a lot of ‘drunken’ picks - going full ‘degenerate’ this week with a 7-point teaser. No alcohol assist necessary, plus it’s only Wednesday, got plenty of drinkin’ time coming up…..

7-point teaser = Pays +300

THEE Ohio State +1.5 (because I took them to win it all before the season started)

Notre Dame +6 (my mom’s favorite team)

My Chargers +4

Bills Nation -2

My Rams +8

Good Luck Everyone!

Got dammit Malty, there ain't no fukkin Bills nation.

There's only one fukkin nation and that's the real, true, and original RAIDER NATION.

PERIOD.

Anybody else using the term nation to describe their fanbase is a fukkin fraud copying the Raiders.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Got dammit Malty, there ain't no fukkin Bills nation.

There's only one fukkin nation and that's the real, true, and original RAIDER NATION.

PERIOD.

Anybody else using the term nation to describe their fanbase is a fukkin fraud copying the Raiders.

 

[Tanko]

YTD = 77.66

Done a lot of ‘drunken’ picks - going full ‘degenerate’ this week with a 7-point teaser. No alcohol assist necessary, plus it’s only Wednesday, got plenty of drinkin’ time coming up…..

7-point teaser = Pays +300

THEE Ohio State +1.5 (because I took them to win it all before the season started)

Notre Dame +6 (my mom’s favorite team)

My Chargers +4

Bills Nation -2

My Rams +8

Good Luck Everyone!

I don't see any holes in that teaser Malted. Solid.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = 77.66

Done a lot of ‘drunken’ picks - going full ‘degenerate’ this week with a 7-point teaser. No alcohol assist necessary, plus it’s only Wednesday, got plenty of drinkin’ time coming up…..

7-point teaser = Pays +300

THEE Ohio State +1.5 (because I took them to win it all before the season started)

Notre Dame +6 (my mom’s favorite team)

My Chargers +4

Bills Nation -2

My Rams +8

Good Luck Everyone!

YTD = 67.66

F#CKIN’ Chargers! F#CK IT! Back with the Deftones. Going full buzzed & I’m on the ‘anybody but the F#CKIN’ Chiefs’ bandwagon.

7.5 point teaser - pays +140

Texans +17
Bills +9
Lions -2.5
Rams +13.5

Good Luck All!!!!!

 

[Tanko]

YTD = 67.66

F#CKIN’ Chargers! F#CK IT! Back with the Deftones. Going full buzzed & I’m on the ‘anybody but the F#CKIN’ Chiefs’ bandwagon.

7.5 point teaser - pays +140

Texans +17
Bills +9
Lions -2.5
Rams +13.5

Good Luck All!!!!!

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When you look at those teaser spreads you have to say... These have got to be winners.
GL Malted.

 

[BMR Genie]

YTD = 67.66

F#CKIN’ Chargers! F#CK IT! Back with the Deftones. Going full buzzed & I’m on the ‘anybody but the F#CKIN’ Chiefs’ bandwagon.

7.5 point teaser - pays +140

Texans +17
Bills +9
Lions -2.5
Rams +13.5

Good Luck All!!!!!

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Get it, Malted!

 

[BMR Genie]

Lions disappoint almost everyone. tsk tsk

 

[Wagerallsports]

Malted much respect as it looks like you are having fun with these wagers no matter the result

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = 67.66

F#CKIN’ Chargers! F#CK IT! Back with the Deftones. Going full buzzed & I’m on the ‘anybody but the F#CKIN’ Chiefs’ bandwagon.

7.5 point teaser - pays +140

Texans +17
Bills +9
Lions -2.5
Rams +13.5

Good Luck All!!!!!

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YTD = 57.66

Damn Lions! Snake-bit again! Drinking Pizza Port Winter Cabin IPA’s to see which one of these outdoor cold weather teams make it to the big dance. Going with what I want to see, not with what will most likely happen. Good luck all!

Parlay - Pays +156

Redskins +7.5
Bills Mafia +3.5

 

[KVB]

YTD = 57.66

Treeeeeemendous!!! Looking forward to the next sport, maybe basketball, teaser thread.

 

[charliebrown]

Just had stone IPA

9.4

 

[BMR Genie]

YTD = 57.66

Damn Lions! Snake-bit again! Drinking Pizza Port Winter Cabin IPA’s to see which one of these outdoor cold weather teams make it to the big dance. Going with what I want to see, not with what will most likely happen. Good luck all!

Parlay - Pays +156

Redskins +7.5
Bills Mafia +3.5

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Good luck, Malted!

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Just had stone IPA

9.4

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = 57.66

Damn Lions! Snake-bit again! Drinking Pizza Port Winter Cabin IPA’s to see which one of these outdoor cold weather teams make it to the big dance. Going with what I want to see, not with what will most likely happen. Good luck all!

Parlay - Pays +156

Redskins +7.5
Bills Mafia +3.5

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YTD = 47.66

Didn’t get the Super Bowl I wanted, but oh well. Feeling no pain with these Lagunitas Beasts and taking the AFC +113 to win the G@y Bowl because I’m a drunk degenerate gambler…..

Good Luck All!!!!!

 

[BMR Genie]

YTD = 47.66

Didn’t get the Super Bowl I wanted, but oh well. Feeling no pain with these Lagunitas Beasts and taking the AFC +113 to win the G@y Bowl because I’m a drunk degenerate gambler…..

Good Luck All!!!!!

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Malted, have you ever tasted a beer that you don't like?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Malted, have you ever tasted a beer that you don't like?

I don’t like when breweries get cute and add stuff - except for citrus. Orange Wheats, Grapefruit Sculpins are all good. But, when they ‘create’ something like a chipotle/peanut butter stout, or a ‘blueberry jam’ porter - I’m out.

And I hate Corona - smells & tastes like a fart, and the lime wedge doesn’t help it. IDK how anyone drinks those…..

 

[Tanko]

I don’t like when breweries get cute and add stuff - except for citrus. Orange Wheats, Grapefruit Sculpins are all good. But, when they ‘create’ something like a chipotle/peanut butter stout, or a ‘blueberry jam’ porter - I’m out.

And I hate Corona - smells & tastes like a fart, and the lime wedge doesn’t help it. IDK how anyone drinks those…..

What’s your read on Blue Moon. I kind of like it. The orange taste isn’t bad.

 

[charliebrown]

What’s your read on Blue Moon. I kind of like it. The orange taste isn’t bad.

Blue moon is good for summer after work

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

What’s your read on Blue Moon. I kind of like it. The orange taste isn’t bad.

I like Blue Moon when you can find it on tap - used to love a Pyramid Hefeweizen, but I think they went out of business years ago, or stopped selling it in California because I haven’t seen it for a while…..