Tell me a joke

[Brock Landers]

 

[JDS]

Wow Dude. Harsh. You're going to hell....



See ya there.

My God better have a sense of humor or we’ll be in hell all together like

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Wow Dude. Harsh. You're going to hell....



See ya there.

 

[JDS]

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Damn Daggs might try & f*** us in hell Tanko we gotta watch our behinds in there if that’s our fate. 3D be a slippery MF’er on the late night tip.

 

[BMR Genie]

Guys, I used Google to search for this joke. I hope this joke is new to everyone lol

"A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

 

[JDS]

Guys, I used Google to search for this joke. I hope this joke is new to everyone lol

"A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Not bad not bad Genie good find

 

[BMR Genie]

Not bad not bad Genie good find

I'm praying that this is just purely a joke and not based on a real event lol. Poor mother.

 

[Super_Position _98]

Love the chat gbt story diggity

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Love the chat gbt story diggity

^^^^^^^ And of course that warning at the very end is all KVB’s fault.

 

[Tanko]

LMAO....
If we all meet up in Vegas, these stories are probably 99% accurate.

 

[JDS]

LMAO....
If we all meet up in Vegas, these stories are probably 99% accurate.

But why I gotta lose all my money guy lol the fucking algorithm knows that my money management is trash unreal (yesterday’s story)

 

[JDS]

Sorry for hypothetically fucking your girl @Tanko not cool by me lol.

 

[KVB]

^^^^^^^ And of course that warning at the very end is all KVB’s fault.

 

[Tanko]

Sorry for hypothetically fucking your girl @Tanko not cool by me lol.

Brenda is my former mistress not my wife. Its all good. Have fun with her.
But, Diggity keep forgetting Brenda's left me and switched teams.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Brenda is my former mistress not my wife. Its all good. Have fun with her.
But, Diggity keep forgetting Brenda's left me and switched teams.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I didn’t forget, I just choose to ignore it.
Brenda will one day see she made a huge mistake when she left you and come back begging to be your side peace again.

 

[BMR Genie]

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^^^^^^^ And of course that warning at the very end is all KVB’s fault.

OMG!!!!! How did I miss this yesterday?

Only one accurate line for me in this story, the part of saying "I love you all" but instead of "all" I say "guys". That's my line to my small circle of friends, "I love you, guys!"

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling

 

[Tanko]

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling

Dude.... Beelzebub is making special arrangements for you when you arrive.



Maybe we'll be roommates.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Dude.... Beelzebub is making special arrangements for you when you arrive.



Maybe we'll be roommates.

Lol… it’s fine we can room together. Make sure we wear socks though.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

US and Ethiopia national teams played a friendly the other day. The final score was USA 8-Ethiopia didn't.