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JDS

JDS

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This one's dirty but I'll tell it. It's from How I Met Your Mother. I apologize in advance.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Omg dead 💀
 

JDS

JDS

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Yeah it's all good man. I was grumpy this morning, some asshole giving me shit in real life. Sorry about what I said man, you're a good dude.
Shit happens man, I’m glad we were able to talk it out because I enjoy your company on here. 👍
 

KVB

KVB

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Three men sit down for a lunchtime martini at the local pub. They all arrived about the same time.

The first man says “Fawk me, I lost 7k in the stock market yesterday.”

The second man says “No shit, I lost 7k in the stock market yesterday too.”

The third man says “Sorry to hear about that, I won 7k betting sports yesterday.”

The first two turn to the third and say “Yeah, but that’s gambling!”

:machinegun:
 

JDS

JDS

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Three men sit down for a lunchtime martini at the local pub. They all arrived about the same time.

The first man says “Fawk me, I lost 7k in the stock market yesterday.”

The second man says “No shit, I lost 7k in the stock market yesterday too.”

The third man says “Sorry to hear about that, I won 7k betting sports yesterday.”

The first two turn to the third and say “Yeah, but that’s gambling!”

:machinegun:
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JDS

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JDS

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So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...

... Just kidding.
Imagine all the sugar babies that would surround him if he electronically rolled himself into a bar.
 
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