Malted’s Drunken Degenerate Football Parlay/Teasers

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = 47.66

Didn’t get the Super Bowl I wanted, but oh well. Feeling no pain with these Lagunitas Beasts and taking the AFC +113 to win the G@y Bowl because I’m a drunk degenerate gambler…..

Good Luck All!!!!!

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Did EVERY AFC QB decline the Pro Bowl for Drake F#CKING Maye to be there?!?! Why even have this at that point?!?!

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Basing this solely on Philly’s ‘D’ line stuffing the run & Mahomes going Mahomes. Also, a LITERAL coin flip. I’m zeroing out, & going all in with these bets. Worst case scenario, I’m leaving this season with these bets the way I started. Best case, win all & start next season on the plus side. These Rad IPA’s are going down waaaaaaay too smooth…..

Good Luck All! See you on the other side!

Coin Flip - Heads = 10 to win 9.9

Parlay = 10 to win 22
Chiefs -1 & Over 46.5

Mahomes INT’s - Over 0.5 = 10 to win 13

Parlay = 17.66 to win 8.83
Chiefs +8 & Over 39.5

 

[KingKolzig]

Chilled mug?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Chilled mug?

Of course…..

 

[charliebrown]

Only have voodoo ranger here at my house.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Only have voodoo ranger here at my house.

Everything New Belgium makes is F#CKIN’ delicious…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Basing this solely on Philly’s ‘D’ line stuffing the run & Mahomes going Mahomes. Also, a LITERAL coin flip. I’m zeroing out, & going all in with these bets. Worst case scenario, I’m leaving this season with these bets the way I started. Best case, win all & start next season on the plus side. These Rad IPA’s are going down waaaaaaay too smooth…..

Good Luck All! See you on the other side!

Coin Flip - Heads = 10 to win 9.9

Parlay = 10 to win 22
Chiefs -1 & Over 46.5

Mahomes INT’s - Over 0.5 = 10 to win 13

Parlay = 17.66 to win 8.83
Chiefs +8 & Over 39.5

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GODDAMN TAILS!!!!!


Not a good harbinger of things to come…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Basing this solely on Philly’s ‘D’ line stuffing the run & Mahomes going Mahomes. Also, a LITERAL coin flip. I’m zeroing out, & going all in with these bets. Worst case scenario, I’m leaving this season with these bets the way I started. Best case, win all & start next season on the plus side. These Rad IPA’s are going down waaaaaaay too smooth…..

Good Luck All! See you on the other side!

Coin Flip - Heads = 10 to win 9.9

Parlay = 10 to win 22
Chiefs -1 & Over 46.5

Mahomes INT’s - Over 0.5 = 10 to win 13

Parlay = 17.66 to win 8.83
Chiefs +8 & Over 39.5

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PICK!!!!!

Just scared the $#!T out of everyone here…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Ending the season here +23.00 - I guess at least I’m not in the negative. Had a fun ride this season, lots of good beers. If I remember this in the fall, I’ll resume it again…..

 

[BMR Genie]

Ending the season here +23.00 - I guess at least I’m not in the negative. Had a fun ride this season, lots of good beers. If I remember this in the fall, I’ll resume it again…..

A great winning season! Thanks for sharing your picks + good beers, Malted.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Ending the season here +23.00 - I guess at least I’m not in the negative. Had a fun ride this season, lots of good beers. If I remember this in the fall, I’ll resume it again…..

 

[Tanko]

Ending the season here +23.00 - I guess at least I’m not in the negative. Had a fun ride this season, lots of good beers. If I remember this in the fall, I’ll resume it again…..

Awesome job Malted.

 

[KingKolzig]

Last night drinking here for me. I swear. Going to turn into j.rambo dont need to die a loser. Making a video and my plan is to plan every day out, that includes 2-3 hours of entertainment early, then productivity. If im lucky i watch the final 4 with a 12er