Malted’s Drunken Degenerate Football Parlay/Teasers

[Tanko]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +$45.91

Bought these yesterday at the brewery I was at in Cottonwood, AZ. - they’re pretty tasty, I’ve already had 3.
Another dumb 8-teamed parlay with a lot of heavy favorites - and Mr. Taylor Swift owes me one. If I make it to the nighttime game, no hedge. If Mahomes & Co. lose in primetime to the F#CKIN’ GINTS - they’re DONE!

Good luck all, pays +520:

Georgia Tech
Louisville
Clemson
USC
Connecticut
Titans +6 - (Yes, I know, remember - this is drunken gambling)
Cowboys - (Yes, once again, )
F#CKIN’ CHIEFS

Good Luck All!!!!!

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Gl Malted.
Just win baby.

 

[BMR Genie]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +$45.91

Bought these yesterday at the brewery I was at in Cottonwood, AZ. - they’re pretty tasty, I’ve already had 3.
Another dumb 8-teamed parlay with a lot of heavy favorites - and Mr. Taylor Swift owes me one. If I make it to the nighttime game, no hedge. If Mahomes & Co. lose in primetime to the F#CKIN’ GINTS - they’re DONE!

Good luck all, pays +520:

Georgia Tech
Louisville
Clemson
USC
Connecticut
Titans +6 - (Yes, I know, remember - this is drunken gambling)
Cowboys - (Yes, once again, )
F#CKIN’ CHIEFS

Good Luck All!!!!!

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Louisville early action! Let's go!!!!!!! Good luck, Malted.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +$35.91

Bought this local brewery at the store - packs a punch at 7.3%. Shaking last week off like Taylor Swift, baby! Speaking of “T-Sizzle”:

Pays +284:

Toledo
Vanderbilt
Boise State
Navy
THEE Ohio State
Bills
Lions…..

The F#CKIN’ Chiefs +4.5!

Why do I keep taking the Chiefs?!?!

Oh yeah, alcohol…..

Good Luck Everybody!

 

[Franz555]

Alcohol....... Thats how we get laid

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Current Drunken Bankroll = +$35.91

Bought this local brewery at the store - packs a punch at 7.3%. Shaking last week off like Taylor Swift, baby! Speaking of “T-Sizzle”:

Pays +284:

Toledo
Vanderbilt
Boise State
Navy
THEE Ohio State
Bills
Lions…..

The F#CKIN’ Chiefs +4.5!

Why do I keep taking the Chiefs?!?!

Oh yeah, alcohol…..

Good Luck Everybody!

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