Malted’s Drunken Degenerate Football Parlay/Teasers

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -8.79

Pro’s F#cked me last week, F#CK it. Iron Maiden talking to me, telling me to go all in on Thanksgiving home favorites on a short week - ending with a possible double dip opportunity on Black Friday with DA RAIDAAHHZZ. Happy Thanksgiving Everybody! Good Luck!

Parlay = Pays +233

Loins
Cowgirls
Fudge-Packers

Taylor Swifts

 

[KingKolzig]

Cowfellas might burn you. Idiots

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Cowfellas might burn you. Idiots

Betting on their defense, short week, and against Tommy DeVito, or Drew Lock, or Christopher Columbus, or whoever shows up for the Gints…..

 

[charliebrown]

Just drank IPA 9 percent 16.9 oz

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Just drank IPA 9 percent 16.9 oz

What IPA are you drinking at 9%?!?!

I need to try that $#!T!!!!!

 

[charliebrown]

Voodoo ranger only $3.50 at gas station

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Voodoo ranger only $3.50 at gas station

Well, c’mon! Hurricane ‘technically’ a ‘beer’ - VooDoo Fruit $#!T isn’t a beer in my book…..

 

[charliebrown]

You need to get dogfish 120 for the holidays

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

You need to get dogfish 120 for the holidays

Agreed…..

 

[BMR Genie]

YTD = -17.69

F#cking Lambs F#cked me last week, gotta shake it off & get back on the horse - this week with a spicy picante Chelada I’m making with some Miller Lite I had (wife bought that Clamato at the store today), and a fresh lime off of the tree in the backyard…..

Let’s do this!

Parlay = Pays +389

Colorado (Primetime!)
USC
Oregon
Lions
Bills

Monday Nite ‘Double Dip’ with the Texans…..

Good Luck All!

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I love this spicy drink! Here in CR, we have a popular shot called Chiliguar. It's the best!

 

[BMR Genie]

YTD = -8.79

Pro’s F#cked me last week, F#CK it. Iron Maiden talking to me, telling me to go all in on Thanksgiving home favorites on a short week - ending with a possible double dip opportunity on Black Friday with DA RAIDAAHHZZ. Happy Thanksgiving Everybody! Good Luck!

Parlay = Pays +233

Loins
Cowgirls
Fudge-Packers

Taylor Swifts

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The 3 favorites. Good luck, Malted!

 

[KingKolzig]

Steel reserve

Stuff is insane

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -8.79

Pro’s F#cked me last week, F#CK it. Iron Maiden talking to me, telling me to go all in on Thanksgiving home favorites on a short week - ending with a possible double dip opportunity on Black Friday with DA RAIDAAHHZZ. Happy Thanksgiving Everybody! Good Luck!

Parlay = Pays +233

Loins
Cowgirls
Fudge-Packers

Taylor Swifts

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Got DA RAIDAAHHZZ +12 for even money for the ‘BUNDLEROOSKIDOO!!!!!’ But, I have a sinking feeling they’re just going to get slaughtered.

We shall see…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -8.79

Pro’s F#cked me last week, F#CK it. Iron Maiden talking to me, telling me to go all in on Thanksgiving home favorites on a short week - ending with a possible double dip opportunity on Black Friday with DA RAIDAAHHZZ. Happy Thanksgiving Everybody! Good Luck!

Parlay = Pays +233

Loins
Cowgirls
Fudge-Packers

Taylor Swifts

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Got DA RAIDAAHHZZ +12 for even money for the ‘BUNDLEROOSKIDOO!!!!!’ But, I have a sinking feeling they’re just going to get slaughtered.

We shall see…..

Lucky for me, Raiders gonna Raider…..

 

[Tanko]

Lucky for me, Raiders gonna Raider…..

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Excellent call malted.
they should have won outright.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = 24.51

Hope everyone else had an awesome Thanksgiving! Back on the good side, & going with some drunk hunches with the college championship games. Going double-dip Monday nite with the Bungles, so at least they can’t F#CK me this week. Cheers with a Pizza Port…..

Good Luck All!

Parlay = Pays +452

Oregon
Georgia +4.5
Succaneers
Eagles

Bungles Double-Dip

 

[charliebrown]

Now I'm craving double ipa

 

[Tanko]

YTD = 24.51

Hope everyone else had an awesome Thanksgiving! Back on the good side, & going with some drunk hunches with the college championship games. Going double-dip Monday nite with the Bungles, so at least they can’t F#CK me this week. Cheers with a Pizza Port…..

Good Luck All!

Parlay = Pays +452

Oregon
Georgia +4.5
Succaneers
Eagles

Bungles Double-Dip

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Succaneers.... LMAO.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Everyone expecting the double-dip - F#CK IT! This is drunken gambling! I’m all in on the stupid Bungles! F#CK YOU, Joe Burrow! I’m not changing anything! Let’s do this! You’re better than Cowgirls second string!

 

[kidcudi92]

Don’t piss me off malted, you are a good one

BUCCANEERS