Malted’s Drunken Degenerate Football Parlay/Teasers

[Wagerallsports]

Our goal is to win but gambling is supposed to be fun too

Hope it hits for you malted

 

[Tanko]

YTD = -28.89

Resort in Palm Springs, someone brought these. F#CK IT! Going with this:

Parlay: Pays +275

Iowa State
Ohio State
Oregon State
49ers
Shehawks
Ending with the Taylor Swifts on Monday - if I get to that, gonna double dip…..

Good Luck All!

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I see your drinking special release.
@flyingillini will want to know more about this brew.

 

[jjgold]

Malty just got hit a few parlays and you’re right back in it

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Our goal is to win but gambling is supposed to be fun too

Hope it hits for you malted

^ This…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -38.89

Going Sculpin - Been my ‘go to’ beer on a lot of won wagers.

Parlay: Pays +310

Kentucky
Tennessee
Texas
Eagles
Ravens…..



Bungles - if I get to that, gonna try to double dip again…..

Good Luck All!

 

[jjgold]

You gotta hit a few now let’s go

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

You gotta hit a few now let’s go

 

[phillyflyers]

How the fukk anyone can drink an IPA is beyond me.

Sour as fukk and it's disgusting.

Real beer is Pilsner.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

How the fukk anyone can drink an IPA is beyond me.

Sour as fukk and it's disgusting.

Real beer is Pilsner.

Beer is like pizza & bl0wjobs - even the bad ones are still amazing…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -48.89

Starting to get pissed that this seems to be the only parlay I’m not hitting!

F#CK IT! Going Double IPA, kickin’ it up a notch…..

Parlay: Pays +330

Army
Navy
USC
Bills
Rams…..

Ravens - ‘Double Dip’ as usual if I get there.

Good Luck All!

 

[Tanko]

You got this one malted.
leta go!

 

[phillyflyers]

GL bro.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -48.89

Starting to get pissed that this seems to be the only parlay I’m not hitting!

F#CK IT! Going Double IPA, kickin’ it up a notch…..

Parlay: Pays +330

Army
Navy
USC
Bills
Rams…..

Ravens - ‘Double Dip’ as usual if I get there.

Good Luck All!



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F#CKING USC! Ruined my chance at a double dip! F#CK YOU Lincoln Riley! Wannabe coach F#ckstick! How are you up 21-7 @ halftime & lose to the F#CKIN’ TERPS!

Where’s my beer…..

 

[KingKolzig]

Wow USC cant catch a break this yr

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -58.89

Wanted to get Los Doyers on this one, so going in stone sober - we’ll see how this non-alcoholic parlay plays out…..

Parlay: Pays +350

Los Doyers (tonite only)
Goddamn USC
Ole Miss
Alabama
Oregon
Lions on Sunday…..

If I make it, finish with the Steelers on Monday - and hit up maybe a TD (or more) double-dip.

Good Luck All!

And:

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -58.89

Wanted to get Los Doyers on this one, so going in stone sober - we’ll see how this non-alcoholic parlay plays out…..

Parlay: Pays +350

Los Doyers (tonite only)
Goddamn USC
Ole Miss
Alabama
Oregon
Lions on Sunday…..

If I make it, finish with the Steelers on Monday - and hit up maybe a TD (or more) double-dip.

Good Luck All!

And:

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Got the Gints +5.5 for even money - same wager amount. Hopefully hit that double dip…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -33.89

Didn’t get the double dip, but at least we’re tracking in the right direction. Can’t keep up this sober gambling though, going Pizza Port Endless Shoreline IPA.

Parlay: Pays +262

Georgia
Mississippi State
Tennessee
Ravens
Bungles (Yes….. I know…..)
Eagles

“Monday Nite Double Dip” with the Chiefs…..

Good Luck All!

 

[BMR Genie]

YTD = -33.89

Didn’t get the double dip, but at least we’re tracking in the right direction. Can’t keep up this sober gambling though, going Pizza Port Endless Shoreline IPA.

Parlay: Pays +262

Georgia
Mississippi State
Tennessee
Ravens
Bungles (Yes….. I know…..)
Eagles

“Monday Nite Double Dip” with the Chiefs…..

Good Luck All!

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You are 100% ready for the weekend + MNF action, Malted!

Good luck!

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -33.89

Didn’t get the double dip, but at least we’re tracking in the right direction. Can’t keep up this sober gambling though, going Pizza Port Endless Shoreline IPA.

Parlay: Pays +262

Georgia
Mississippi State
Tennessee
Ravens
Bungles (Yes….. I know…..)
Eagles

“Monday Nite Double Dip” with the Chiefs…..

Good Luck All!

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Going for that double dip tonite with The Suckaneers. Even money & +8.5 points…..

C’mon! Let’s middle this!!!!!

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Going for that double dip tonite with The Suckaneers. Even money & +8.5 points…..

C’mon! Let’s middle this!!!!!

God Bless You, Queen Taylor!!!!!