Malted’s Drunken Degenerate Football Parlay/Teasers

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Just had about, ehhhh, 3.5 IPA’s:

Washington Huskies
Virginia Tech
Bungles
Bills Mafia
End it with the SheHawks…..

Pays +160

Good Luck Everybody!

 

[Tanko]

Just had about, ehhhh, 3.5 IPA’s:

Washington Huskies
Virginia Tech
Bungles
Bills Mafia
End it with the SheHawks…..

Pays +160

Good Luck Everybody!

Wait.... Surely the # of IPAs impacts the selection process right?

How many did you have last week? I'm doing a study measuring the impact alcohol has on gambling performance. So far the data seems inconclusive but more data points may help.... or not.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Wait.... Surely the # of IPAs impacts the selection process right?

How many did you have last week? I'm doing a study measuring the impact alcohol has on gambling performance. So far the data seems inconclusive but more data points may help.... or not.

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Good question. All of my wagers usually have some form of liquid gold involved - I’ve never really correlated ‘amount’ to ‘wager size/win’ - but, I have blacked out and woke up with my pockets full of $100 casino chips, and also didn’t remember casino cashing like $300 at an ATM at like 2:30a.m. and pockets are empty, with a receipt from a diner for a late night dinner I don’t remember.

I guess I go with my gut feeling & don’t look too much into it…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Just had about, ehhhh, 3.5 IPA’s:

Washington Huskies
Virginia Tech
Bungles
Bills Mafia
End it with the SheHawks…..

Pays +160

Good Luck Everybody!

FU#CKING BUNGLES!!!!! I regret every single time I put hard-earned money on them!

 

[KingKolzig]

They were completely flat

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

I’m on my third one of these - F#CK IT!

YTD = +1.11

Parlay - Pays +250

Illini
Mizzou
Michigan
Wisconsin +24.5
Ravens
Lions
Texans

Good Luck All!!!!!

 

[Tanko]

I’m on my third one of these - F#CK IT!

YTD = +1.11

Parlay - Pays +250

Illini
Mizzou
Michigan
Wisconsin +24.5
Ravens
Lions
Texans

Good Luck All!!!!!

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Speak of the devil

At a friends drinking these.

 

[BMR Genie]

I’m on my third one of these - F#CK IT!

YTD = +1.11

Parlay - Pays +250

Illini
Mizzou
Michigan
Wisconsin +24.5
Ravens
Lions
Texans

Good Luck All!!!!!

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Speak of the devil

View attachment 42438At a friends drinking these.

Wow, look at that. You both drinking same beer, diff, flavors though.

 

[BMR Genie]

I’m on my third one of these - F#CK IT!

YTD = +1.11

Parlay - Pays +250

Illini
Mizzou
Michigan
Wisconsin +24.5
Ravens
Lions
Texans

Good Luck All!!!!!

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Good luck on your Parlay, Malted!

 

[KingKolzig]

Wisconsin just might win i think

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

When I saw that QB from Wisky’s knee buckle on the opening drive - I knew this thing was mushed.

Them chucking it downfield on 3rd & 3 right before the half, then kicking the FG, missing the FG, giving the ball back, & 2 bombs later - giving up the TD?!?! Icing on the cake…..

 

[phillyflyers]

Malted,

Stop fukkin with that sour IPA garbage. Drink real beer.

German Pilsner.

If you ever see this, buy it immediately by the caseload. Ready?

Radeberger.

Best pilsner on earth.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Malted,

Stop fukkin with that sour IPA garbage. Drink real beer.

German Pilsner.

If you ever see this, buy it immediately by the caseload. Ready?

Radeberger.

Best pilsner on earth.

I love IPA’s & pale ales just to drink or with pizza or finger foods, but if I’m sitting down to like a steak dinner or fine Italian at a nice restaurant (and I’m not doing a glass of wine), I’ll go a light Pilsner or lager - like a Kronenbourg if the have it…..

Or a Peroni…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -8.89

On Phantom Bride #3, channeling Chino Moreno & The Deftones for some guidance:

Parlay - pays +330

Clemson
Kentucky
Washington
UCLA +28.5 -
Succaneers
49ers
And, yes, The Bungles on Monday…..

Good Luck All!

 

[charliebrown]

When I get to the pub. I'm gonna get a double ipa

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -18.89

Getting a late start - playing catchup. This is #3 Stone Delicious IPA. Had a revelation, I seem to be perfect with the college games, then the pros F#CK me. Going college heavy:

Parlay: Pays +340

Utah
Michigan
USC
Penn State
Jets
Falcons

As usual, good luck all!

 

[BMR Genie]

YTD = -18.89

Getting a late start - playing catchup. This is #3 Stone Delicious IPA. Had a revelation, I seem to be perfect with the college games, then the pros F#CK me. Going college heavy:

Parlay: Pays +340

Utah
Michigan
USC
Penn State
Jets
Falcons

As usual, good luck all!

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Good luck with your parlay and enjoy the weekend action, Malted!

 

[Tanko]

YTD = -18.89

Getting a late start - playing catchup. This is #3 Stone Delicious IPA. Had a revelation, I seem to be perfect with the college games, then the pros F#CK me. Going college heavy:

Parlay: Pays +340

Utah
Michigan
USC
Penn State
Jets
Falcons

As usual, good luck all!

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Lets get that parlay this week.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

YTD = -28.89

Resort in Palm Springs, someone brought these. F#CK IT! Going with this:

Parlay: Pays +275

Iowa State
Ohio State
Oregon State
49ers
Shehawks
Ending with the Taylor Swifts on Monday - if I get to that, gonna double dip…..

Good Luck All!

 

[BMR Genie]

YTD = -28.89

Resort in Palm Springs, someone brought these. F#CK IT! Going with this:

Parlay: Pays +275

Iowa State
Ohio State
Oregon State
49ers
Shehawks
Ending with the Taylor Swifts on Monday - if I get to that, gonna double dip…..

Good Luck All!

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Good luck today, Malted.