Which BMR member would you want as your prison cell mate

[ttwarrior1]

and why

 

[Wagerallsports]

Genie or Ivy for obvious reasons

 

[samsncharge99]

Genie or Ivy for obvious reasons

wags you identify as a woman?

 

[JDS]

Definitely not Diggers he got some Diddy in him

 

[Archie]

eww

sexual harassment in the work place

 

[samsncharge99]

not @flyingillini bc i would be worried about what happens when I sleep

@BobbyFK would be stealing commissary items to snack up all the time

@JDS would be solid room mate. Good conversations and loyal guy to protect if shit went down

@jjgold most likely to be shanked

@BigJay would be talking to me in thumbs up emojis and youtube videos. IDK how the real dialogue would do unless we were good behavior inmates that had access to phones and shit

@dougtushyterror would find ways to bets on inmate fights or checker games/chess games. Whoever is down to their final pawn at +10,000 odds dougie will through the bet on them

@Archie would be a great guy to work out with and do some yoga with. Help ease the mind

@phillyflyers most likely to get us beat up. every post is big bold big font typing. Why is he always screaming at us via text. He might be too loud for other inmates. However, I bet he can hold his own in a fight

@DiggityDaggityDo in the same category as Illini. I'd be worried about what happens when I'm sleeping. The horniness might get to Diggity after some time. Extra TP in that cell, gonna need lots of clean up

to name a few

 

[edawg]

Genie or Ivy for obvious reasons

Cell mate or conjugal visits? Think about you want some broad yapping your ear off for hours on end with no escape?

 

[Wagerallsports]

wags you identify as a woman?

I’m confused

Do you want these guys locked in a cell with you or one of the girls lol?

 

[samsncharge99]

I’m confused

Do you want these guys locked in a cell with you or one of the girls lol?

in this hypothetical scenario im still using the rules of prisons where men are in jail with men and woman are in jail with woman

i do appreciate your fantasy mind of being in a cell with Ivy. But I was using current prison rules hahahahaha

 

[Wagerallsports]

in this hypothetical scenario im still using the rules of prisons where men are in jail with men and woman are in jail with woman

i do appreciate your fantasy mind of being in a cell with Ivy. But I was using current prison rules hahahahaha

Ahhh ok gotcha

ok then I’ll take @sunshine11

 

[BobbyFK]

Definitely @JDS. Guy seems like no nonsense and won't take shit from anyone. Hopefully will protect me

 

[BigJay]

Reality show with @phillyflyers and @sunshine11 as cell mates

 

[JDS]

Definitely @JDS. Guy seems like no nonsense and won't take shit from anyone. Hopefully will protect me

 

[BobbyFK]

Hopefully I won't have to pay for your protection

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

@maltedhopsfrenzy I’m assuming this MF knows how to make beer. We’d sell/trade beer and live the good life.

 

[jjgold]

You would want someone who is tough as nails now who would that be?

 

[BigJay]

Yeah for me it would be

@JDS because I know him the best of anyone on this site and we have a lot in common.

Plus he could offer me protection if the sisters take a liking to me





Or @samsncharge99 . Know him second best and he’s definitely the most chill guy on the forum

Seems to have a wide range of knowledge and interests and would be a cool cat to chat with

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

You would want someone who is tough as nails now who would that be?

JJ would you bunk with @ladonque ?

 

[ttwarrior1]

Nobody wants brock?

 

[BigJay]

Nobody wants brock?

I would pay to see @JDS and @Brock Landers in a cell together for an hour