Which BMR member would you want as your prison cell mate

[JDS]

Yeah for me it would be

@JDS because I know him the best of anyone on this site and we have a lot in common.

Plus he could offer me protection if the sisters take a liking to me

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Or @samsncharge99 . Know him second best and he’s definitely the most chill guy on the forum

Seems to have a wide range of knowledge and interests and would be a cool cat to chat with

Yeah I’m a big loyalty guy, so if shit went down with my brothers it’s life or death for me.

 

[JDS]

I would pay to see @JDS and @Brock Landers in a cell together for an hour

That would be primetime entertainment.

 

[Pimike]

Manny for sure
JDS also

Sunshine so others would go after him.

 

[edawg]

@maltedhopsfrenzy I’m assuming this MF knows how to make beer. We’d sell/trade beer and live the good life.

You know he would work some magic with Top Ramen.

 

[BigJay]

@jjgold

 

[Archie]

I would never go to prison in the first place

I was there on Jan 6 doing my patriotic duty and cracked multiple libtard capitol police skills with an American flag and pole.

and our president granted me a full pardon.

I now have lifetime diplomatic immunity and free to do anything with impunity with unlimited get out jail free cards.




(two exceptions: college campus protest activities and fender benders with a Tesla result in straight t Gitmo)

 

[BigJay]

Most likely BMR member to tunnel out??

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

@maltedhopsfrenzy I’m assuming this MF knows how to make beer. We’d sell/trade beer and live the good life.

You know he would work some magic with Top Ramen.

Sounds good, but the only thing is, I would need someone to ‘trade favors’ for oranges, Top Ramen, & other ingredients. Gotta go with @sunshine11 or (worst case scenario) @flyingillini or @ttwarrior1 to keep the Latin Kings, MS-13, Nazi Skinheads, Bloods, Crips, whatever ‘calm’ and off my back so I can supply the Pruno…..

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[DiggityDaggityDo]

Sounds good, but the only thing is, I would need someone to ‘trade favors’ for oranges, Top Ramen, & other ingredients. Gotta go with @sunshine11 or (worst case scenario) @flyingillini or @ttwarrior1 to keep the Latin Kings, MS-13, Nazi Skinheads, Bloods, Crips, whatever ‘calm’ and off my back so I can supply the Pruno…..

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Any ingredients you need, Illini can sneak them in, in his butthole.

 

[Tanko]

If I got to go to prision, lock me up with @flyingillini .
Every day would be a different adventure.

Besides, he's bald. He fit right in with the skinheads and protect us.

 

[jjgold]

not many tough guys here

so far my answer no one although still researching

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Any ingredients you need, Illini can sneak them in, in his butthole.

 

[Pimike]

not many tough guys here

so far my answer no one although still researching

Me coach

I’ll shoot anybody who messes with you. I have connections to get my piece inside.

 

[pasickfuk]

I hope I never go to prison but if I do I would like for it to be controversial . Like that guy who killed the healthcare CEO.

I think that would demand some respect in there. Something you wont have to worry about earning.

Im not robbing no 7/11 or any petty crimes It would have to be a HUGE heist or a killing

 

[BobbyFK]

Most likely BMR member to tunnel out??

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@KVB Guy would come up with some elaborate plan

 

[quantumleap]

I think I would like Minnesota Fatty as my cellmate. If our cell was bum rushed I think he would be the one best to defend our cell. Best for protection outside in the mess hall and rec yard too.

 

[ttwarrior1]

fatty has to have azz when he wants it. You sure

 

[quantumleap]

fatty has to have azz when he wants it. You sure

Not getting mine.

 

[MinnesotaFats]

I think I would like Minnesota Fatty as my cellmate. If our cell was bum rushed I think he would be the one best to defend our cell. Best for protection outside in the mess hall and rec yard too.

I shive every MFr. Then I steal others food. Take what I want from commissary. Bench 365 to get the respect. Turn a female guard into my whore.