Tell me a joke

[Franz555]

 

[phillyflyers]

What do you call a n****r in a tree with 12 monkeys?

Branch supervisor.

 

[phillyflyers]

Trucker is hauling a trailer of bowling balls. As he's driving, he passes two black boys on a bike.

After a while, he stops on the side of the road to get something to eat at a food joint.

As he's getting ready to leave, it starts pouring rain. He gets up the road a bit and notices those same two black boys on the bike.

He rolls the windows down and says to them you boys can have a ride but I don't have room up here, you'll have to go in the trailer if you want a ride.

The boys look at each other and agree. Driver puts them in the trailer and takes off.

Few minutes later and up the road a bit, driver notices he's being pulled over by a cop behind him.

Driver pulls over, stops the truck. Sheriff walks up to the driver and says he's conducting a routine inspection for drugs and other illegal goods.

Driver agrees to have his truck searched.

Sheriff gets to the rear trailer doors and opens it. He gasps in absolute horror and instantly shuts the doors and runs back to his car.

He gets on the radio and screams holy shit send help immediately! We got a trucker hauling a trailer full of nig|ger eggs! Two have hatched, and one has already stolen a bike!

 

[LT Profits]

What are three two-letter words that mean small?






is it in?

 

[Franz555]

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

What do you call a n****r in a tree with 12 monkeys?

Branch supervisor.

Trucker is hauling a trailer of bowling balls. As he's driving, he passes two black boys on a bike.

After a while, he stops on the side of the road to get something to eat at a food joint.

As he's getting ready to leave, it starts pouring rain. He gets up the road a bit and notices those same two black boys on the bike.

He rolls the windows down and says to them you boys can have a ride but I don't have room up here, you'll have to go in the trailer if you want a ride.

The boys look at each other and agree. Driver puts them in the trailer and takes off.

Few minutes later and up the road a bit, driver notices he's being pulled over by a cop behind him.

Driver pulls over, stops the truck. Sheriff walks up to the driver and says he's conducting a routine inspection for drugs and other illegal goods.

Driver agrees to have his truck searched.

Sheriff gets to the rear trailer doors and opens it. He gasps in absolute horror and instantly shuts the doors and runs back to his car.

He gets on the radio and screams holy shit send help immediately! We got a trucker hauling a trailer full of nig|ger eggs! Two have hatched, and one has already stolen a bike!

Is it just me, or does somehow the bold big print makes these even more racist?

 

[Franz555]

Dick head , i presume ?

 

[Tanko]

Dick head , i presume ?View attachment 58477

How’d you get a picture of @DiggityDaggityDo

 

[Franz555]

 

[LT Profits]

My Wife: I think you should stop gambling

Me: You are starting to sound like my ex-wife

My Wife: I never knew you were married before?

Me: I wasn't!

 

[BMR Genie]

"Husband : Where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband : please turn on the microwave
Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeedrreee..
Husband : okay love goodbye.

*Another day*
Husband: where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband: turn on the microwave
Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeeedreeee...
Husband: okay love goodbye.

Another day*
Suspicious husband: where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband : turn on the microwave!
Wife (turns on the microwave) dreeeeedreee...
Husband : okay my love goodbye.

The next day the Husband decides to call on his son's phone and he asks him*, “son where is your mother?”
Son : I don't know, she went out with the microwave 3days ago."

 

[Franz555]

 

[Franz555]

 

[ttwarrior1]

After moving to the U.S., a Chinese doctor struggled to find work in a hospital. So, he opened a small clinic with a clever sign out front:

“Treatment for $20 — If not cured, get $100 back!” One day, an American lawyer saw the sign and thought, “What a scam… but hey, easy money!” He walked in confidently. Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.” Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from Box No. 22.

Three drops in his mouth.” Lawyer: “Bleh! That’s kerosene!” Doctor: “Congratulations — your taste is back. That’ll be $20.” Annoyed but determined, the lawyer returned a few days later. Lawyer: “I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.” Doctor: “Nurse, Box No. 22 again.

Three drops.” Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!” Doctor: “Wonderful — your memory’s back! That’ll be $20.” Now thoroughly frustrated, the lawyer made one last attempt to win. Lawyer: “My eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!” Doctor: “I’m sorry. I don’t have a cure for that. Here’s your $100.” The doctor handed him a $20 bill. Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute… this is just $20!” Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is restored. That’ll be $20.”

 

[Franz555]

Noted in her year book as " The girl most likely to..... "

 

[Franz555]

 

[Franz555]

 

[Franz555]

 

[Franz555]

It's Thailand....... You gotta look twice

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

It's Thailand....... You gotta look twiceView attachment 58977

I think that’s known as the ‘Flying Illini’…..