Tell me a joke

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I’ll start:


A man goes into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide.

The librarian says 'fukk off you won't bring it back'

 

[Tanko]

A joke? OK.

JJgold has a 2.5" pecker and I've heard he's exaggerating.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

A joke? OK.

JJgold has a 2.5" pecker and I've heard he's exaggerating.

JJ goes into the library and asks the librarian "do you have the new book on small penises?"

She replies "sorry, I don't think it's in yet."

JJ says, "yeah, that's the one."

 

[wizardry666]

Jds's hairline makes lebron look like fabio

 

[JDS]

Why did the old man buy his old wife a dildo & some slippers for valentine’s Day ?

“If she don’t like the slippers she can go f*** herself”.

 

[JDS]

JJ goes into the library and asks the librarian "do you have the new book on small penises?"

She replies "sorry, I don't think it's in yet."

JJ says, "yeah, that's the one."

Original from 3D

 

[JDS]

Jds's hairline makes lebron look like fabio

Guy let’s go to Turkey together & I’ll get a hair transplant & you can score some strange.

 

[Seahawkharry]

What's Green and red and goes 100mph


...a frog in a blender

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Jds's hairline makes lebron look like fabio

Huh???

 

[JDS]

Huh???

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Try again Daggs give me another type of hair cut.

 

[JDS]

Try again Daggs give me another type of hair cut.

Come on pal I ain’t got all fuckin’ day.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Try again Daggs give me another type of hair cut.

My bad Jerky.

Thought you were a huge Biebs fan.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Come on pal I ain’t got all fuckin’ day.

Relax pal

I was shoving food down my pie hole

 

[JDS]

Relax pal

I was shoving food down my pie hole

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I was joking guy.

 

[JDS]

My bad Jerky.

Thought you were a huge Biebs fan.

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Much better

 

[wizardry666]

My bad Jerky.

Thought you were a huge Biebs fan.

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That's better

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I was joking guy.

That’s what we do

 

[JDS]

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That’s what we do

Word.

 

[Tanko]

Just heard this one...

How do you bring a republican to his knees?
Paint your d#ck orange.





As a conservative, even I thought this was funny.

 

[agendaman]

man goes to see his md for his yearly checkup.couple of days later doctor tells man he hss 6 months to live.a week later doctor finds out man cannot pay the bill.the doctor then gives the man another 6 months.