Tell me a joke

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Diggs remember when KVB dropped this nuke on the amateur porn star?

https://ifunny.co/picture/replying-to-and-2-others-my-oldschool-runescape-videos-get-IXhKNkao6

Dude lured her in and one-shotted her

 

[BMR Genie]

Diggs remember when KVB dropped this nuke on the amateur porn star?

https://ifunny.co/picture/replying-to-and-2-others-my-oldschool-runescape-videos-get-IXhKNkao6

Emotional damage lol

 

[edawg]

Little Johnny is sitting on a park bench eating all his Halloween candy when a kindly elderly man stops and says " you shouldn't eat all that candy it isn't good for you." Little Jonny replies " Well my great great grandfather lived to be over 100 years old." Elderly man says " I bet he didn't eat a bunch of candy." Little Johnny replies " No he minded his own fukkin business."

 

[BMR Genie]

Little Johnny is sitting on a park bench eating all his Halloween candy when a kindly elderly man stops and says " you shouldn't eat all that candy it isn't good for you." Little Jonny replies " Well my great great grandfather lived to be over 100 years old." Elderly man says " I bet he didn't eat a bunch of candy." Little Johnny replies " No he minded his own fukkin business."

LOL! Poor Grandpa.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

A daughter asks her dad if she can have a sleepover with her girlfriends and he agrees.

Later on, he over hears their game of truth or dare to which the daughter's friend asks her when the last time she had an orgasm was.

The daughter replied, "Oh, about 3 days ago." and her dad bursts into the room yelling, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

 

[edawg]

Teacher wants Little Johnny to be more positive so she askes him to use the word beautiful twice in the same sentence. Little Johnny replies " Yesterday my older sister came home from college and told my dad she was pregnant." My dad said " Oh that's beautiful that is just freaking beautiful!"

 

[edawg]

Wife takes the car out to go shopping an hour passes and she calls her husband in a panic. She says " The car is overheating, sputtering, and making all kind of strange noises what should I do?" Husband replies " Tell it you have a headache."

 

[baz]

Haven't seen Manny24 anywhere on BMR, that's a massive joke.

 

[BMR Genie]

Haven't seen Manny24 anywhere on BMR, that's a massive joke.

Yeah, I don't think he's a member yet. Hopefully, he will visit us soon.

 

[baz]

Yeah, I don't think he's a member yet. Hopefully, he will visit us soon.

I think he will. If not I might have to send some deer toward his garden......

 

[BMR Genie]

I think he will. If not I might have to send some deer toward his garden......

haha, I love it! And will be just here ready to welcome him whenever he arrives.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

A pun walks into a room and kills 10 people…​

Pun in. Ten dead.

 

[Tanko]

A pun walks into a room and kills 10 people…​

Pun in. Ten dead.

 

[JDS]

A pun walks into a room and kills 10 people…​

Pun in. Ten dead.

Show us a picture of a pun if you would for more clarity.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Show us a picture of a pun if you would for more clarity.

 

[BMR Genie]

"I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

 

[BMR Genie]

"Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about.

Terrorist 1 - We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey.

Bartender- Why a donkey?

Terrorist 2- See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

 

[baz]

Graveyard shift last night and the next two weeks.

 

[BMR Genie]

Graveyard shift last night and the next two weeks.

What is your job, Baz? I hope you don't mind me asking, but please don't answer if it's confidential.

 

[baz]

Freight Manager.