Sammy How Come...........

[jjgold]

your success rate 2%-4% getting laid

If I had your credentials I would have two girls a month

 

[samsncharge99]

hooked up with someone new on tuesday honestly

completely unexpected. always nice when you can put minimal effort in

 

[jjgold]

Excellent work!!

I think you mentioned your biggest problem is too nice that’s crazy but it’s true with women

 

[samsncharge99]

Excellent work!!

I think you mentioned your biggest problem is too nice that’s crazy but it’s true with women

yea when she came over, we were drinking, smoking, just chillen. and she was like wow you really are a nice guy, not just fake nice

im like yea, im genuine

 

[KingKolzig]

yea when she came over, we were drinking, smoking, just chillen. and she was like wow you really are a nice guy, not just fake nice

im like yea, im genuine

how are you so thin if you are always drinking?

 

[samsncharge99]

how are you so thin if you are always drinking?

i only drink at night. i eat pretty much nothing during the day

breakfast....yogurt/protein shake/ apple sauce.....something light. it's not all of that, it's 1 of them

lunch. Turkey sandwich 5x a week.

dinner. Eat my face off, drink 3-4-5 drinks

i also walk 10,000+ steps a day

weighed myself yesterday, 147.7

 

[KingKolzig]

your success rate 2%-4% getting laid

If I had your credentials I would have two girls a month

hes got the hair as well

lucky guy

 

[JDS]

i only drink at night. i eat pretty much nothing during the day

breakfast....yogurt/protein shake/ apple sauce.....something light. it's not all of that, it's 1 of them

lunch. Turkey sandwich 5x a week.

dinner. Eat my face off, drink 3-4-5 drinks

i also walk 10,000+ steps a day

weighed myself yesterday, 147.7

Seems like you eat/drink 1,500-2,000 calories a day, but you burn 400-500 a day with a net calorie intake of around 1,500ish which is nothing really & why you don’t gain wait. Plus I can imagine your metabolism is fast.

 

[BobbyFK]

i only drink at night. i eat pretty much nothing during the day

breakfast....yogurt/protein shake/ apple sauce.....something light. it's not all of that, it's 1 of them

lunch. Turkey sandwich 5x a week.

dinner. Eat my face off, drink 3-4-5 drinks

i also walk 10,000+ steps a day

weighed myself yesterday, 147.7

Sammy is living the life here. Eating drinking banging nines and tens making good money. I want to be Sammy when I grow up

 

[RRsilver]

Sammy, women want him, men want to be him!
Guy has it all.

 

[jjgold]

Sammy give us details
Was she boring ?
Any footage?
Are you big?

Kolzer with a clean shot at me

 

[JDS]

Sammy give us details
Was she boring ?
Any footage?
Are you big?

Kolzer with a clean shot at me

 

[KingKolzig]

i took at shot at jj in this thread?

 

[BobbyFK]

Sammy give us details
Was she boring ?
Any footage?
Are you big?

Kolzer with a clean shot at me

Cum shot?

 

[samsncharge99]

Sammy give us details
Was she boring ?
Any footage?
Are you big?

Kolzer with a clean shot at me

Cool, i'll type out the story. Girl I worked with idk 8+ years ago, never really talk to her, more of see each other on social media, like a status here or there, but not a ton of dialogue and 100% no flirty at all. Apparently though she has always had a big crush on me

so she posts a facebook status tuesday afternoon about how a guy wanted to go on a 1st date to the movies and the midnight showing.
1. going to the movies IS NOT a 1st date. Sitting in silence for hours, how is that a date. Maybe dinner and a movie, maybe date 4-5-6 but not a 1st date. 1st date is supposed to be getting to know each other and yada yada
2. midnight showing clearly means the dude just is trying to get a handjob or something. Midnight showing in a dark room with very minimal people there. Scumbag move. Might as well text at midnight and say you up?

So....she posts that status and I 100% agree with her in that status. So I separate message her and joke about how horrible the date idea was and basically say the same things I just typed out. She of course agrees

I talk about my porch and how I chill on porch and how it's relaxing I just sit, watch a game or show, tune music on, smoke, drink, whatever. but i'm communicating with a person if someone is sitting with me.

This was around 2-3ish. We small talk for a couple hours and I leave work at 6. I leave work, get home, and send her a video of the porch and make some jokes, casual just normal how I talk to people

it's like 730pm and i'm sitting outside like always and I told her I was occupied with another woman aka my dog. She laughs at that and I say, well if I put her inside the house, would you like to be her replacement.....good line

she was waiting for me to ask her over apparently and she says she will be over in about an hour. I make another joke about inviting her to my porch and not inviting her inside my house. ALSO, i do this to not seem like a douche and set the expectation. He wanna come over and fukk. Girls typically don't like being asked that.

I then tell her, I'm literally in shorts and tshirt, don't overdress or be weird

she comes over, we hang out outside until like 915 and she uses a good line and says she has to use bathroom, which of course brings the party inside. Side note. AMAZING conversation outside. We have a ton in common, which is part of what ends up closing the deal. Pretty weird some of the common items too.

Anyway....My bedroom has a king size bed, a big chair and full bathoom. So when she gets out of the bathroom, she starts by sitting on the chair, I'm sitting on edge of bed, turn The Office on. We had already smoked a bowl outside and I ask if she wants some whiskey. Answer doesn't matter, becuase I was drinking anyway

I grab the bottle and a chaser for her, I drink idk 3-4 shots and she has 2. It's like 1030 and the conversation went to dating again. At this point I had shown her a video on my phone based on a video I was talking about. This brought her from the chair to the bed. Now we are both on the bed not laying down, just sitting down.

I put my fingers up and said 5 things lead to a good date.
1. hang on porch
2. smoke some weed
3. great conversation
4. drink some whiskey

i literally just named the 4 things we did

5. great make out sessions. I lean in and kiss her, she was shell shocked. Like saying how I'm out of her league and she never expected this to happen and OMG I've had a crush on you for so long. I'm just like cool.

So obviously we start to fool around a little more. I kept joking that we can only fool around during commercial breaks which then i just turned the TV off. Small little moves

Sorry to say JJ, 0 footage, it takes a lot to get footage and I'm a gentleman. Solid 7' pecker.

She was a little nervous I could tell, she was extra chatty. But she kept saying how surprised she was I was interested and that this was happening and yada yada. I'm calm cool collective

I also have a pair of Borat underwear. We didn't fully have sex yet, but clothes were coming off, but Idk where the conversation was, but I mentioned I had the borat thong, I put that on and that was the next sign to basically grab and play with my pecker and let me take all her clothes off

I'm a gentleman, went down on her for a little bit to start, she returned the favor

She also mentioned how genuinely nice I was. She was like OMG YOU REALLY ARE A NICE GUY. I was like, ok what did you expect. She's like most guys say they are nice and are assholes within a couple hours. I'm like I'm me. I'm blunt, tell it like it is, am who i am, only need to impress myself

We smashed a couple times, she left around 1230

since Tuesday, I barely talked to her yesterday and today sent a couple small jokes in there. Planting the seed, not trying to make her feel as a fukk buddy even though that is likely my intention.

Hope you enjoyed pillow talk with Sammy

 

[JDS]

Cool, i'll type out the story. Girl I worked with idk 8+ years ago, never really talk to her, more of see each other on social media, like a status here or there, but not a ton of dialogue and 100% no flirty at all. Apparently though she has always had a big crush on me

so she posts a facebook status tuesday afternoon about how a guy wanted to go on a 1st date to the movies and the midnight showing.
1. going to the movies IS NOT a 1st date. Sitting in silence for hours, how is that a date. Maybe dinner and a movie, maybe date 4-5-6 but not a 1st date. 1st date is supposed to be getting to know each other and yada yada
2. midnight showing clearly means the dude just is trying to get a handjob or something. Midnight showing in a dark room with very minimal people there. Scumbag move. Might as well text at midnight and say you up?

So....she posts that status and I 100% agree with her in that status. So I separate message her and joke about how horrible the date idea was and basically say the same things I just typed out. She of course agrees

I talk about my porch and how I chill on porch and how it's relaxing I just sit, watch a game or show, tune music on, smoke, drink, whatever. but i'm communicating with a person if someone is sitting with me.

This was around 2-3ish. We small talk for a couple hours and I leave work at 6. I leave work, get home, and send her a video of the porch and make some jokes, casual just normal how I talk to people

it's like 730pm and i'm sitting outside like always and I told her I was occupied with another woman aka my dog. She laughs at that and I say, well if I put her inside the house, would you like to be her replacement.....good line

she was waiting for me to ask her over apparently and she says she will be over in about an hour. I make another joke about inviting her to my porch and not inviting her inside my house. ALSO, i do this to not seem like a douche and set the expectation. He wanna come over and fukk. Girls typically don't like being asked that.

I then tell her, I'm literally in shorts and tshirt, don't overdress or be weird

she comes over, we hang out outside until like 915 and she uses a good line and says she has to use bathroom, which of course brings the party inside. Side note. AMAZING conversation outside. We have a ton in common, which is part of what ends up closing the deal. Pretty weird some of the common items too.

Anyway....My bedroom has a king size bed, a big chair and full bathoom. So when she gets out of the bathroom, she starts by sitting on the chair, I'm sitting on edge of bed, turn The Office on. We had already smoked a bowl outside and I ask if she wants some whiskey. Answer doesn't matter, becuase I was drinking anyway

I grab the bottle and a chaser for her, I drink idk 3-4 shots and she has 2. It's like 1030 and the conversation went to dating again. At this point I had shown her a video on my phone based on a video I was talking about. This brought her from the chair to the bed. Now we are both on the bed not laying down, just sitting down.

I put my fingers up and said 5 things lead to a good date.
1. hang on porch
2. smoke some weed
3. great conversation
4. drink some whiskey

i literally just named the 4 things we did

5. great make out sessions. I lean in and kiss her, she was shell shocked. Like saying how I'm out of her league and she never expected this to happen and OMG I've had a crush on you for so long. I'm just like cool.

So obviously we start to fool around a little more. I kept joking that we can only fool around during commercial breaks which then i just turned the TV off. Small little moves

Sorry to say JJ, 0 footage, it takes a lot to get footage and I'm a gentleman. Solid 7' pecker.

She was a little nervous I could tell, she was extra chatty. But she kept saying how surprised she was I was interested and that this was happening and yada yada. I'm calm cool collective

I also have a pair of Borat underwear. We didn't fully have sex yet, but clothes were coming off, but Idk where the conversation was, but I mentioned I had the borat thong, I put that on and that was the next sign to basically grab and play with my pecker and let me take all her clothes off

I'm a gentleman, went down on her for a little bit to start, she returned the favor

She also mentioned how genuinely nice I was. She was like OMG YOU REALLY ARE A NICE GUY. I was like, ok what did you expect. She's like most guys say they are nice and are assholes within a couple hours. I'm like I'm me. I'm blunt, tell it like it is, am who i am, only need to impress myself

We smashed a couple times, she left around 1230

since Tuesday, I barely talked to her yesterday and today sent a couple small jokes in there. Planting the seed, not trying to make her feel as a fukk buddy even though that is likely my intention.

Hope you enjoyed pillow talk with Sammy

Sounds like a solid home date the best kind, sex & low cost. Definitely follow up on her and keep her in the loop if you truly like her.

 

[BobbyFK]

I put my fingers up and said 5 things lead to a good date.
1. hang on porch
2. smoke some weed
3. great conversation
4. drink some whiskey

i literally just named the 4 things we did

5. great make out sessions. I lean in and kiss her, she was shell shocked.

So smooth like butter

 

[jjgold]

Sammy wants potm

tremendous recap!!

 

[KingKolzig]

Sammy goes for the Jared Leto lean look. Sharp really

 

[samsncharge99]

Sammy wants potm

tremendous recap!!

Great start for sure

podium is nice. But the top step feels better