Monday’s in-games

[JDS]

Now my question for Le …

 

[lemartinsports]

No eyebrows shaved. Had a buddy looking out for me.
They did shave my legs though, bastards.

A university in the mid-west. Prefer not to mention it. Some may be able to track down my criminal record with too much info.

omg i would take legs over eyebrows lmaoo thatd be so rough

respect to that

 

[lemartinsports]

Now my question for Le …

tell me jerky

 

[JDS]

tell me jerky

Did you do a lot of crazy tailgating before the football games for your University ?

 

[JDS]

I do have one college story regarding an all girl dorm. It might be too graphic the way I describe it, the post will probably get moved to the basement lol.

 

[lemartinsports]

Did you do a lot of crazy tailgating before the football games for your University ?

we did, but the games sucked lmao USF was great the first few games i was there and then just went majorly downhill. it made going to games very rough

the parties were definitely more crazy than the tailgates

 

[lemartinsports]

I do have one college story regarding an all girl dorm. It might be too graphic the way I describe it, the post will probably get moved to the basement lol.

college story thread for the basement?

 

[Tanko]

Sorry to interupt your question for Le but you brought up tailgating.

When we tailgated at football games, we'd use a construction cone as our beer bong. Someone stole a 2' section of tygon tubing from the chemistry lab and we duct taped it to the top of the cone to use. Those parties were really crazy. You could get a 6 pack easy in that thing.

You guys are bringing back a lot of memories.

 

[JDS]

college story thread for the basement?

It’s not extremely wild, but I couldn’t say it here no way.

 

[JDS]

It’s not extremely wild, but I couldn’t say it here no way.

Too sexual …

 

[lemartinsports]

Sorry to interupt your question for Le but you brought up tailgating.

When we tailgated at football games, we'd use a construction cone as our beer bong. Someone stole a 2' section of tygon tubing from the chemistry lab and we duct taped it to the top of the cone to use. Those parties were really crazy. You could get a 6 pack easy in that thing.

You guys are bringing back a lot of memories.

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lmao you brilliant party engineers, thats amazing

my friends and i had a bongzilla in our place

 

[lemartinsports]

Too sexual …

i think i can paint myself a picture

 

[Tanko]

Best football game story....

You know how people get passed across the top of a crowd in the stands in student sections? It happened all the time at our games. Usually the hottest chicks.

Somehow, someone snuck a maninquin into the game (no idea how) but they dressed it like a student and they passed it up the student section in the upper deck of the stadium just like normal.

They passed the mannequin up the entire section right over and off the top of the stadium. ~8 story drop to the ground. The funniest part was the massive gasps from the alumni section across the stadium from us because they thought it was a real student that got tossed over the top and out.


2nd best story:
We had 8' chain link fence around the football stadium. Some frat guys were trying to sneak a 16 gallon keg into the game by throwing it over the fence to a group gathered around the inside of the stadium. The police came and just stood back just to watch the action. Once they got the keg over the fence, the police jumped in. Think about trying to throw a 170 lb keg over a 8' fence.

 

[JDS]

i think i can paint myself a picture

Le did you have any friends from Barry University in Miami ?

 

[lemartinsports]

Best football game story....

You know how people get passed across the top of a crowd in the stands in student sections? It happened all the time at our games. Usually the hottest chicks.

Somehow, someone snuck a maninquin into the game (no idea how) but they dressed it like a student and they passed it up the student section in the upper deck of the stadium just like normal.

They passed the mannequin up the entire section right over and off the top of the stadium. ~8 story drop to the ground. The funniest part was the massive gasps from the alumni section across the stadium from us because they thought it was a real student that got tossed over the top and out.


2nd best story:
We had 8' chain link fence around the football stadium. Some frat guys were trying to sneak a 16 gallon keg into the game by throwing it over the fence to a group gathered around the inside of the stadium. The police came and just stood back just to watch the action. Once they got the keg over the fence, the police jumped in. Think about trying to throw a 170 lb keg over a 8' fence.

good lord im just imagining all of this lmao this is too funny. especially the cops just sitting back and watching tanko we need you on the podcast, i need more stories. these are legendary

OR you should write a book lol

 

[lemartinsports]

Le did you have any friends from Barry University in Miami ?

i do not have any friends from barry no, im assuming thats the college lmao

 

[JDS]

i do not have any friends from barry no, im assuming thats the college lmao

Yes.

 

[JDS]

Best football game story....

You know how people get passed across the top of a crowd in the stands in student sections? It happened all the time at our games. Usually the hottest chicks.

Somehow, someone snuck a maninquin into the game (no idea how) but they dressed it like a student and they passed it up the student section in the upper deck of the stadium just like normal.

They passed the mannequin up the entire section right over and off the top of the stadium. ~8 story drop to the ground. The funniest part was the massive gasps from the alumni section across the stadium from us because they thought it was a real student that got tossed over the top and out.


2nd best story:
We had 8' chain link fence around the football stadium. Some frat guys were trying to sneak a 16 gallon keg into the game by throwing it over the fence to a group gathered around the inside of the stadium. The police came and just stood back just to watch the action. Once they got the keg over the fence, the police jumped in. Think about trying to throw a 170 lb keg over a 8' fence.

Thanks for sharing a couple experiences with us Tanko that was good times for you. I’m glad you could relive that for a moment again today .

 

[lemartinsports]

Thanks for sharing a couple experiences with us Tanko that was good times for you. I’m glad you could relive that for a moment again today .

for real, thanks T! i love hearing stories like that

 

[Tanko]

I must be getting old reminiscing about this crap.