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Malted’s Drunken Degenerate Football Parlay/Teasers

Tanko

Tanko

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Current Drunken Bankroll = +36.81

Going to my sister & brother-in-law’s time share in Sedona tomorrow for the weekend, so probably not a lot a football watching will be happening - but about 4 in on this local AZ brew.

F#CK IT! Heavy favorites, stupid 9-teamer, we’ll see what happens come Monday nite. And F#CK Taylor Swift!

Good luck everyone!

Pays +165

Wake Forest
South Carolina
Boise State
Utah
LSU
Ravens
Lions
Seahawks
Niners


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Let's go Malted.....
Just win.
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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Current Drunken Bankroll = +53.31

Feeling these local brews again - and getting into the holiday spirit. Love or hate the Lions & Cowboys, I always love when they win on Thanksgiving. Did this 7.5 point teaser for +170…..

Good Luck Everybody And Happy Thanksgiving!

Lions +4.5
Lions/Packers = Over 40.5
Cowboys +10.5
Bengals +15.5

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BMR Genie

BMR Genie

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Current Drunken Bankroll = +53.31

Feeling these local brews again - and getting into the holiday spirit. Love or hate the Lions & Cowboys, I always love when they win on Thanksgiving. Did this 7.5 point teaser for +170…..

Good Luck Everybody And Happy Thanksgiving!

Lions +4.5
Lions/Packers = Over 40.5
Cowboys +10.5
Bengals +15.5

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Happy Thanksgiving, Malted. Good luck with your Thanksgiving action! 💪
 

BMR Genie

BMR Genie

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F#CK IT! Going back to my roots - same local beer, T-Sizzle, and THEE Ohio State for +538…..

Good Luck Everybody!

Red Raiders
THEE Ohio State
Dirty Birds (Ravens)
Bucs
Bills Mafia
Swifties

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Good luck, Malted!
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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MAN! Maybe I’ve been hitting it too hard lately with the IPA’s, need to chill for a minute. Start slower here with a Blue Moon and a nice orange slice for some added vitamin ‘C’. I figure everybody is gearing up for bowls & playoffs - going heavy chalk…..

Good Luck Everybody!

Pays +330

Washington Huskies
Navy
Texans
Eagles
Jaguars
Seahawks
Niners
Bears

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maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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Current Drunken Bankroll = +33.31

MAN! Maybe I’ve been hitting it too hard lately with the IPA’s, need to chill for a minute. Start slower here with a Blue Moon and a nice orange slice for some added vitamin ‘C’. I figure everybody is gearing up for bowls & playoffs - going heavy chalk…..

Good Luck Everybody!

Pays +330

Washington Huskies
Navy
Texans
Eagles
Jaguars
Seahawks
Niners
Bears

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Tanko

Tanko

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Current Drunken Bankroll = +33.31

MAN! Maybe I’ve been hitting it too hard lately with the IPA’s, need to chill for a minute. Start slower here with a Blue Moon and a nice orange slice for some added vitamin ‘C’. I figure everybody is gearing up for bowls & playoffs - going heavy chalk…..

Good Luck Everybody!

Pays +330

Washington Huskies
Navy
Texans
Eagles
Jaguars
Seahawks
Niners
Bears

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Wow. Nice hit.
Seahawks game as exciting as the Navy game.
 

europro

europro

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Current Drunken Bankroll = +66.31

Got a variety pack that had these juicy IPA’s in it - pretty tasty! Going heavy chalk, heavy favorites once again - Merry Christmas Everybody And Good Luck!!!!!

Pays +163

Oregon
Ole’ Miss
Eagles
Bills
Lions
Texans

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this guy can fuuckin drink with the best of em man.
 
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