My girlfriend's family are full of despicable people and I don't want to pretend any more that I can tolerate them.
It's snowing right now so our Internet is out. I'm the only one with a brain who can figure out a Hotspot or even have one but I should change the football game to something everyone wants to to watch even though it's my phone and plan.
While everyone else was yapping, I was figuring shit out.
f*** you. We're not watching a rom com or Western movie.
Or a Christmas movie with Lindsay Lohan. Go play Monopoly.