I want to be single again...

[patrickbateman]

My girlfriend's family are full of despicable people and I don't want to pretend any more that I can tolerate them.

It's snowing right now so our Internet is out. I'm the only one with a brain who can figure out a Hotspot or even have one but I should change the football game to something everyone wants to to watch even though it's my phone and plan.

While everyone else was yapping, I was figuring shit out.

f*** you. We're not watching a rom com or Western movie.

Or a Christmas movie with Lindsay Lohan. Go play Monopoly.

 

[sunshine11]

 

[patrickbateman]

And I took Xanax before dinner started.

 

[JDS]

I’m watching football and getting drunk with my g/f’s family I feel blessed, many laughs.

 

[patrickbateman]

Fucking dumb asses. Stop gossiping like you do every chance you get and put your non existent thinking caps on. I now have a splitting headache and want to throw myself in front of a snow plow.

 

[jjgold]

Patrick single is in

jerkoffs get married and are slaves

 

[patrickbateman]

I’m watching football and getting drunk with my g/f’s family I feel blessed, many laughs.

Are your girlfriend's 60 year old parents broke with no shot at ever retiring. Not because they're low earners, because they're lazy stupid financially illiterate morons.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Fucking dumb asses. Stop gossiping like you do every chance you get and put your non existent thinking caps on. I now have a splitting headache and want to throw myself in front of a snow plow.

Ask them if they like Huey Lewis & The News…..

 

[JDS]

Are your girlfriend's 60 year old parents broke with no shot at ever retiring. Not because they're low earners, because they're lazy stupid financially illiterate morons.

No, sucks to be them.

 

[JDS]

Ask them if they like Huey Lewis & The News…..

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[patrickbateman]

Time to play hide and go seek with my meds. Don't worry though my girlfriend's sister is sober. She only smokes pot and nearly got thrown off of a plane last week for talking loudly (more like being drunk and acting like an idiot) but in LA LA land she was just talking loudly.

What the f***.

 

[patrickbateman]

Ask them if they like Huey Lewis & The News…..

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Getting real close.

 

[patrickbateman]

She was talking loudly, that's why the flight attendant warned her.

Just another lying fucking addict.

 

[KingKolzig]

Bateman makes $220,000 a year

He could have 3 chicks if he wanted

 

[jjgold]

A sucker born every day with men

 

[MinnesotaFats]

Have an affair. Get a nice whore.

 

[jjgold]

Patrick go to hookers and cocaine. You’ll be much happier.

 

[patrickbateman]

Her sister never shuts the f*** up. Talks every minute she's in the room.

SHUT THE f*** UP AND TEXT YOUR SUGAR DADDY.

f*** her family.

 

[patrickbateman]

Go back into the guest room and watch television. That's why it's there.

GUEST. ROOM.

 

[fiftycint]

Toughen up...geezus christ