Jerky, LOL. You know how busted up the average poster is? "Wood" means Oak Tree, nothing else.
Remember the PGA golfer Jim Furyk. He's up by 6 shots at the US Open, walking down the 15th fairway. He's gonna win the major.
A nice-looking big-jugg woman sprints onto the fairway and strips naked. She has GOLDENPALACE.COM advertisting across her back.
I told my buddy that Furyk should have been dis-qualified. For carrying an extra Wood.