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Advice Column - What does JJ need to do to get a girl friend????

Tanko

Tanko

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Everyone knows JJ's struggles with women are epic. Let's help the guy out.

What advice do you have for JJ to get a date? We're looking at a date that lasts more than an hour (without $ exchanging hands:ROFLMAO:) and can lead to a 2nd, 3rd, 4th,.... etc... date? He's a nice guy, has a great sense of humor, apparently tries very hard to please, and love's women.

What advice do you have (be gentle)? I'm just trying to help a friend out. JJ is a great guy.
 

flyingillini

flyingillini

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the 2.4 incher, don't get discouraged JJ. Auto Donk once
referenced an article that says it doesn't matter to women.
Slickster, please fax me a pic of your shaft and JJ's I need to analyze them for research purposes.
 

flyingillini

flyingillini

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the 2.4 inch video was up at SBR in 2007 or 2008 for about 1 minute.

It was disturbing, you remember this Illini, at the Newark residence.
Yes it was but also interesting, I was able to compare his shaft to others I have inspected for my research.
 

goblue05

goblue05

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I don't believe for a second that JJ doesn't hire women to fck him or fck them or hasn't been laid in how many x amount of years he says sometimes. His whole loser schtick is just used to fool people(some who he assumes are losers) into laughing and thinking they are cooler or on the same playing field when it comes to women to make them feel better about themselves and to hang around.

Hasn't really been used around here, but I no for certain he fooled a lot of people over at SBR with it over the years.
 
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