JJ... Tons of great advice for you in this thread.
I'd ask BMR to pin this to the top of the forum for you for reference but that probably isn't appropriate. You should bookmark the thread so you can refer back often.
I don't believe for a second that JJ doesn't hire women to fck him or fck them or hasn't been laid in how many x amount of years he says sometimes. His whole loser schtick is just used to fool people(some who he assumes are losers) into laughing and thinking they are cooler or on the same playing field when it comes to women to make them feel better about themselves and to hang around.
Hasn't really been used around here, but I no for certain he fooled a lot of people over at SBR with it over the years.