You’re A Man, If…..

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Just thought of this, you’re a man if you have a beer can crusher…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

You’re a man if you have a whole bunch of tools & S#!T you rarely use…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

You’re a F#CKING MAN if you would willingly, without question, jump in front of a bullet or anything to save your wife’s/kid’s lives…..

 

[Tanko]

I've checked all three of those boxes Malted.

 

[Tanko]

You're a man if you change your own oil.

 

[charliebrown]

I used to stomp them with my feet then take the cans to grocery store

 

[Tanko]

You're a man if you eat the gristle that's left from a nice steak.

 

[Tanko]

I love this thread idea..... This is going to be freaking fun.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

You're a man if you change your own oil.
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Honestly, used to do it, but Jiffy Lube is right there…..

 

[Wagerallsports]

You’re a F#CKING MAN if you would willingly, without question, jump in front of a bullet or anything to save your wife’s/kid’s lives…..

Yep That used to be a no-brainer for men but not these days

 

[Tanko]

Yep That used to be a no-brainer for men but not these days

I think it probably is still true for most men but its probably a lower number than in the past.

 

[Tanko]

You're a man if you NEVER ask for directions. I don't care if you drive in circles for hours. NEVER ask for directions. If you do, just check you manlihoold at the curb.

 

[KVB]

You're a man if you know when the meat is done without having to cut into it on the grill.

 

[Wagerallsports]

You're a man if you know when the meat is done without having to cut into it on the grill.

I haven't gotten there yet

 

[Headsterx]

I used to stomp them with my feet then take the cans to grocery store

Hell yeah! My friends and I would drink bunch of beer cans and then see who can stomp them with perfect circle rather than having them sideways flattened. Had the secret of putting a slight dent on the side and crushing them perfectly. Except when I got totally wasted, then it was just a clusterfuck of crushed cans.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

This tree getting a little out of control, but I already told the wife I’m trimming it down on the Thanksgiving holiday (probably Friday) - you know why?

Because I’m a F#CKING MAN and I’ve been doing $#!T like that since my dad taught me…..

 

[BobbyFK]

I don't drink beer, I don't know how to change my own oil, and I don't own any tools

 

[BigJay]

You’re a F#CKING MAN if

You’re 40

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

I don't drink beer

 

[BigJay]