You’re A Man, If…..

[MinnesotaFats]

Draft is preferred, and those nights that I’m able to do that, yep!!!!!

Then bottle, but - some micro-breweries only go canned…..

Should always be poured into a 'beer clean' glass. If you see laced foam, the glass is properly cleaned.

 

[gauchojake]

The Boston Be a Man guy has made a fucking living on shit like this. Great follow.

Change my own oil
Cut down a few trees this weekend
Don't usually bother crushing cans since the southerners usually just grab them out of the trash can anyways.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The Boston Be a Man guy has made a fucking living on shit like this. Great follow.

Change my own oil
Cut down a few trees this weekend
Don't usually bother crushing cans since the southerners usually just grab them out of the trash can anyways.

King Mayan still goes through your trashcans, Gaucher?

 

[gauchojake]

I think it's his cousin

 

[quantumleap]

Should always be poured into a 'beer clean' glass. If you see laced foam, the glass is properly cleaned.

I think we've all had "beaver trouble" from time to time:

 

[Tanko]

I think we've all had "beaver trouble" from time to time:

Another great beer. I've not seen it for a long time. I hope they still make it.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Just thought of this - you’re a man if, as an adult (meaning over 21), you’ve ever done something that made your dad proud of you…..

 

[Franz555]

 

[BMR Genie]

You are a real man if you don't hurt/beat a woman.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

You are a real man if you don't hurt/beat a woman.

That should be man commandment #1…..

 

[djefferis]

You’re a man if you have a whole bunch of tools & S#!T you rarely use…..

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Then evidently I am definitely a man.

Between all the tools and shit I bought under my job for a single use one time - to all the shit I have laying around down at the farm property - probably have a fortune.

Cleaning up down there I think I counted 8 chain saws - kept buying stuff cheap and never getting rid of it - usually just minor issues (fuel/air filters/bad plug) and had them running quickly). Problem is no one wants to pay anywhere near the value of stuff - which is now why I will now be mowing my acre of yard with a mid size tractor - I’ll be damned if I’m going to give something away for a few dollars that cost much more new - plus with a 72” deck should take me like 1/3 of the time.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Then evidently I am definitely a man.

Between all the tools and shit I bought under my job for a single use one time - to all the shit I have laying around down at the farm property - probably have a fortune.

Cleaning up down there I think I counted 8 chain saws - kept buying stuff cheap and never getting rid of it - usually just minor issues (fuel/air filters/bad plug) and had them running quickly). Problem is no one wants to pay anywhere near the value of stuff - which is now why I will now be mowing my acre of yard with a mid size tractor - I’ll be damned if I’m going to give something away for a few dollars that cost much more new - plus with a 72” deck should take me like 1/3 of the time.

I’ve got tools that I don’t even remember what I bought them for…..

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I have tools and don’t even know wtf they are for.

 

[Tanko]

I’ve got tools that I don’t even remember what I bought them for…..

I have tools and don’t even know wtf they are for.

Or you forgot you had them and then while cleaning out the garage you go, "Damn, I have one of those? I could have used it last week on xyz."



My dad used to always accuse me of taking his tools from the garage but he really just forgot where he had put them. I used to give him s#it about it all the time. Now I realize, it wasn't just him. Its an actual "thing" all men go through.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I wonder what kinda tools @flyingillini uses frequently?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

I wonder what kinda tools @flyingillini uses frequently?

Do Butt Plugs count as ‘tools’?

 

[BobbyFK]

You are a real man if you don't hurt/beat a woman.

This! Very underrated comment here

 

[Tanko]

This! Very underrated comment here

Bobby, Does Angeleyes ever kick your a$$?
If so, you probably deserved it.

 

[BobbyFK]

Bobby, Does Angeleyes ever kick your a$$?
If so, you probably deserved it.

Never. We play around a lot but she's never violent

 

[Archie]

you can deadlift 2.5 x your bodyweight