7 – Bingo With Animals
This one is a twofer. There’s cow patty
bingo and ferret bingo. I couldn’t locate any American laws against the following sports. I also couldn’t locate any official web pages. So, bear with me.
Ferret Bingo – No, that isn’t a typo. People bring their pet ferrets and let them loose in cages that have tunnels. The adorably stinky rodents go through the tunnel mazes (they each have their own identical maze).
The ferret that gets out of the maze first wins. And you can bet on it for some extra excitement.
Cow Patty Bingo – This one has got to be popular all over the world. Gamblers bet on where the cow is going to do her business in a field.
It’s more like
playing roulette than bingo, actually. I personally think it’s intriguing. It must be stinky, but it’s definitely fascinating.
Again, I could not find any legislation that outlaws this sport, so I guess the rules are wide open. But, as with most gambling, if it’s illegal to bet in general, you probably shouldn’t don’t do it in your jurisdiction.
Last but not least, make sure you don’t step into the winning patty!