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biggins

biggins

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  • Elwood : It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
    Jake : Hit it.
  • Elwood : Illinois Nazis.
    Jake : I hate Illinois Nazis.
  • Mrs. Murphy : May I help you boys?
    Elwood : You got any white bread?
    Mrs. Murphy : Yes.
    Elwood : I'll have some toasted white bread please.
    Mrs. Murphy : You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?
    Elwood : No ma'am, dry.
    [Mrs. Murphy gives him a look, then turns to Jake]
    Jake : Got any fried chicken?
    Mrs. Murphy : Best damn chicken in the state.
    Jake : Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
    Mrs. Murphy : You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
    Jake : Four fried chickens and a Coke.
    Elwood : And some dry white toast please.
    Mrs. Murphy : Y'all want anything to drink with that?
    Elwood : No ma'am.
    Jake : A Coke.
    Mrs. Murphy : Be up in a minute
  • Jake : How often does the train go by?
    Elwood : So often that you won't even notice it.
  • Jake : What's this?
    Elwood : What?
    Jake : This car. This stupid car! Where's the Cadillac?
    [Elwood doesn't answer]
    Jake : The Caddy! Where's the Caddy?
    Elwood : The what?
    Jake : The Cadillac we used to have. The Bluesmobile!
    Elwood : I traded it.
    Jake : You traded the Bluesmobile for this?
    Elwood : No, for a microphone.
    Jake : A microphone?
    [pause]
    Jake : Okay I can see that. What the hell is this?
    Elwood : This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect city police auction last spring. It's an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving 'em away.
    Jake : Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a *police* car!
  • Jake : We're putting the band back together.
    Mr. Fabulous : Forget it. No way.
    Elwood : We're on a mission from God.
 

Enikk

Enikk

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Great thread Biggins. Zero for me, 2 for the wife, 1 for my Father, and 7 for my Mother. Her school had the Bahr brothers. 2 of the best kickers in the NFL in the 80s. I delivered newspapers to their parents. No silver spoon here. I have always had to earn everything I have got in life. Newspaper route in morning, 30-40 hours a week job while going to college full-time. Often wonder what life would have been like if could have been on campus 4 years instead of having to go the Community College route.
 
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