So I'm in a cigar lounge last week. Two guys walk in, total strangers. They got a bottle of scotch with them and they go to grab their cigars. They sit down, crack open the bottle and politely ask me if I would like a glass.
I say no thank you but that's very kind of you. Guy no problem it's here if you want it. I say thanks much. So they sit down, light up and they start talking. As they are I can't help but listen to their conversation even though I'm smoking at staring at my phone. Probably talked for a good 40 minutes or so.
Then I hear the one guy say to the other "how long have you known about her being like this?"
Guy replies "not until she told me." So now I heard that and I look at them and they look at me and one guy says hey buddy mind if I ask your opinion on something?
I say not at all but be aware I'm brutally honest and don't give a fukk about feelings. He says that's perfect.
He says he came home from work one night last week and his girlfriend, a girl he has been going out with for over 2 years, called him into the kitchen to talk.
He sits down and she tells him that she's bisexual and wants to fukk other women. What would I do in that situation?
I said bro are you fukkin kidding me? First, she's a whore. I know that's not what you want to hear but her wanting to involve someone else in your relationship, whether it's a guy or another girl, makes her a fukkin cheater and that makes her a whore.
Second, she just told you to your face that you aren't enough for her. Are you really going to stay with a person who thinks this of you? Don't you think you can do better than this?
Third, how long have you known she was bisexual? He says nit until she hit him with that. I said ok this whore hid this from you for over 2 years? Bro, fukk thar kick her ass to the fukkin curb and never look back.
He said you really think so? I said bro, you ever walk down the street and see a used piece of bubble gum flattened into the ground from people stepping on it?
He says yeah why? I said that piece of gum has more value than that woman does as a human being. He shook his head slowly and then shook my hand and said thanks.
It was actually a good time after that. We smoked cigars, drank scotch, and talked football.
