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JDS

JDS

Joined
Dec 11, 2021
Messages
45,060
This is what you called "trust issues" in the dating world, JDS! haha. Nice, at least I know the meaning of cat-fished now :laugh:
I was cat-fished at 18 by a 13 year old girl back in the day before the term was ever a thing. I bust her balls to this day that she was like the original catfish lol. No I didn’t mess around with her sexually I know what you creeps will think. She did it to my homeboy simultaneously. We ended up meeting her & we all became friends one fine day. I am friends with her on FB to this day.
 

BMR Genie

BMR Genie

Joined
Jun 16, 2016
Messages
30,340
I was cat-fished at 18 by a 13 year old girl back in the day before the term was ever a thing. I bust her balls to this day that she was like the original catfish lol. No I didn’t mess around with her sexually I know what you creeps will think. She did it to my homeboy simultaneously. We ended up meeting her & we all became friends one fine day. I am friends with her on FB to this day.
haha.. this is always a funny story, but at least this one has a good ending.
 

stevek173

stevek173

Joined
Jan 1, 2022
Messages
1,003
We dated briefly. She was a real freak between the sheets. Temperature play, knife play, bondage, all kinds of stuff....fun until she was riding me and out of nowhere put a gun down my throat and pretended to pull the trigger. I shat myself, she laughed at me at I left crying. She never spoke to me again.

I hope she's doing well.
 

wizardry666

wizardry666

Joined
Apr 1, 2023
Messages
467
We dated briefly. She was a real freak between the sheets. Temperature play, knife play, bondage, all kinds of stuff....fun until she was riding me and out of nowhere put a gun down my throat and pretended to pull the trigger. I shat myself, she laughed at me at I left crying. She never spoke to me again.

I hope she's doing well.
:lmao: :stirthepo

Stevie you silly bastid
 

BobbyFK

BobbyFK

Joined
Oct 19, 2021
Messages
20,932
We dated briefly. She was a real freak between the sheets. Temperature play, knife play, bondage, all kinds of stuff....fun until she was riding me and out of nowhere put a gun down my throat and pretended to pull the trigger. I shat myself, she laughed at me at I left crying. She never spoke to me again.

I hope she's doing well.
Holy shit! 😳😳
 

BMR Ivy

BMR Ivy

Joined
Jul 13, 2022
Messages
688
We dated briefly. She was a real freak between the sheets. Temperature play, knife play, bondage, all kinds of stuff....fun until she was riding me and out of nowhere put a gun down my throat and pretended to pull the trigger. I shat myself, she laughed at me at I left crying. She never spoke to me again.

I hope she's doing well.
Wait, whaaaaaaaatt? What a fucking loser!!! :lmao:
 
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