This must be sociopath behavior

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Removing the lettuce and tomatoes from a burger?

 

[Wagerallsports]

Removing the lettuce and tomatoes from a burger?

I would argue the same about onions, but some wouldn’t agree

 

[Tanko]

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Removing the lettuce and tomatoes from a burger?

Better yet... the friend that never orders fries and just eats from yours when they arrive. That guy sucks.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I would argue the same about onions, but some wouldn’t agree

If I could only have ONE THING on my burger it would be onions.

Who TF is eating a burger without onions? Kindergartners maybe.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Better yet... the friend that never orders fries and just eats from yours when they arrive. That guy sucks.

Oh man. I hate that guy, Tanko.

 

[Tanko]

If I could only have ONE THING on my burger it would be onions.

Who TF is eating a burger without onions? Kindergartners maybe.

I like a lot of different things on my burger Diggity.

 

[BigJay]

If I could only have ONE THING on my burger it would be onions.

Who TF is eating a burger without onions? Kindergartners maybe.

Light mayo, onions, Swiss or cheddar when we make them at home is all I really need.

I’ve always been a “no tomatoes” guy on everything.

 

[samsncharge99]

no onions
no tomatoes

extra KETCHUP!!!!!! hahahahahah

i go mayo on both buns. lettuce, cheese, ketchup, maybe bacon

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Light mayo, onions, Swiss or cheddar when we make them at home is all I really need.

I’ve always been a “no tomatoes” guy on everything

BigJay, your first sentence is ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!

Then you upset me with your second sentence.

 

[KVB]

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Removing the lettuce and tomatoes from a burger?

Is this more about removing something from a burger or about putting it on your friends plate or tray?

Seems to me there could be two things going on here.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

no onions
no tomatoes

extra KETCHUP!!!!!! hahahahahah

Absolutely nobody does this. Ever.

Sammy is trolling.

 

[Wagerallsports]

If I could only have ONE THING on my burger it would be onions.

Who TF is eating a burger without onions? Kindergartners maybe.

Same

Especially if you just warm one up from leftovers & slap on a bun with BBQ sauce (and the onions)

 

[BigJay]

At Five Guys I get -

Mayo, A1, grilled mushrooms, grilled veggies, pickles, cut in half.

 

[Wagerallsports]

At Five Guys I get -

Mayo, A1, grilled mushrooms, grilled veggies, pickles, cut in half.

And a bag full of fries (literally sometimes<depends who’s working)

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Better yet... the friend that never orders fries and just eats from yours when they arrive. That guy sucks.

My wife does that. On the VERY rare occasion when we’re at a restaurant and she wants a burger, she’s that person that gets like cottage cheese or steamed vegetables or some $#!T on the side instead of fries. Dinners come, and about 1/3 of my fries will be stolen from my plate…..

Here’s how I beat that - I always let her order first, like a gentleman. If I see her ordering her burger & fruit cup, I swap out the fries with the onion rings. BOOM! She hates onions, but, not every restaurant lets you do that, or even has onion rings…..

 

[BigJay]

And a bag full of fries (literally sometimes<depends who’s working)

I’ve gotten the Cajun fries last few times. Had no idea they existed until a worker asked me if I wanted regular or Cajun fries a couple of months ago.

 

[Tanko]

My wife does that. On the VERY rare occasion when we’re at a restaurant and she wants a burger, she’s that person that gets like cottage cheese or steamed vegetables or some $#!T on the side instead of fries. Dinners come, and about 1/3 of my fries will be stolen from my plate…..

Here’s how I beat that - I always let her order first, like a gentleman. If I see her ordering her burger & fruit cup, I swap out the fries with the onion rings. BOOM! She hates onions, but, not every restaurant lets you do that, or even has onion rings…..

Easier fix for this Malted. Just take a fry or two and lick all the salt off them put it back in the pile and mix them up a little.

It'll stop the fry thief every time.

 

[Wagerallsports]

What’s that commercial that’s been running the past few months whete the daughter says “like when mom says she doesn’t want any fries” and then the father replies “and then she eats all of our fries”

 

[stevek173]

Better yet... the friend that never orders fries and just eats from yours when they arrive. That guy sucks.

Oh wow

f*** that shit

 

[Wagerallsports]