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phillyflyers

phillyflyers

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Thinking more about this now.

There ain't nothing better than a snow day drunk.

Go to the corner bar and sit all day and hammer beers.

I remember one time, I was 16. Had a huge snow storm no school.

Get a phone call from one of my boys.

Meet on the corner, we're gonna drink all day.

Sounds good.

Get to the bar, he's already there waiting for me.

Sit down, start pounding beers.

Back then it was Budweiser on draft.

Play the juke and hit the Stones.

Couple hours go by, this girl walks in, ain't no one ever seen her before.

Looks around 25-30 years old. Black boots with the fur, long heavy overcoat.

So now there are about 30 of us in the bar, drinking and doing shots all day.

Everybody laughing.

So we see her and she walks past all of us and heads straight to the back to the juke box.

So we're all watching because she's the only woman in the bar now and she got our attention.

She walks up to the juke, puts on the Stones.

Damn, this girl alright.

Suddenly she starts moving and dancing and suddenly we're all hypnotized.

Next thing we know, she takes off the overcoat.

Damn.

T shirt on underneath. Next, she flips off her shirt and we got titties.

We look at each other like is this for real? Is this really happening?

It sure was.

She moving and dancing and sliding. Keeps this up for about 5 minutes.

Another Stones song comes on. Honky Tonk Women.

Fukkin perfect.

She starts really moving. Out of control.

Suddenly she stops and turns and looks at all of us.

What do you think happens next?

She walks right over to us, points at someone, and says verbatim...

"I wanna f*** him"

and who do you think she points to?

Yours truly.

So I laugh and say where babe? We're in public.

At that, my boy says oh no we're fukkin not! And he grabs the keys to the bar and goes and shuts the front door and locks it.

Party is on.

She says we're going on the pool table!

What can I fukkin do?

I'm put on the spot by both this chick and my boys. 30 of them.

......
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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Thinking more about this now.

There ain't nothing better than a snow day drunk.

Go to the corner bar and sit all day and hammer beers.

I remember one time, I was 16. Had a huge snow storm no school.

Get a phone call from one of my boys.

Meet on the corner, we're gonna drink all day.

Sounds good.

Get to the bar, he's already there waiting for me.

Sit down, start pounding beers.

Back then it was Budweiser on draft.

Play the juke and hit the Stones.

Couple hours go by, this girl walks in, ain't no one ever seen her before.

Looks around 25-30 years old. Black boots with the fur, long heavy overcoat.

So now there are about 30 of us in the bar, drinking and doing shots all day.

Everybody laughing.

So we see her and she walks past all of us and heads straight to the back to the juke box.

So we're all watching because she's the only woman in the bar now and she got our attention.

She walks up to the juke, puts on the Stones.

Damn, this girl alright.

Suddenly she starts moving and dancing and suddenly we're all hypnotized.

Next thing we know, she takes off the overcoat.

Damn.

T shirt on underneath. Next, she flips off her shirt and we got titties.

We look at each other like is this for real? Is this really happening?

It sure was.

She moving and dancing and sliding. Keeps this up for about 5 minutes.

Another Stones song comes on. Honky Tonk Women.

Fukkin perfect.

She starts really moving. Out of control.

Suddenly she stops and turns and looks at all of us.

What do you think happens next?

She walks right over to us, points at someone, and says verbatim...

"I wanna f*** him"

and who do you think she points to?

Yours truly.

So I laugh and say where babe? We're in public.

At that, my boy says oh no we're fukkin not! And he grabs the keys to the bar and goes and shuts the front door and locks it.

Party is on.

She says we're going on the pool table!

What can I fukkin do?

I'm put on the spot by both this chick and my boys. 30 of them.

......

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phillyflyers

phillyflyers

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Actually, the most unbelievable part is there’s 30 or so 16-year-olds running around drunk in a bar…..
I could see how you could think that.

The problem is you and others have no clue what South Philly really was back in the day.

30 is nothing. If we had the older heads who hung on the corner involved that day the number would be closer 150.

That's absolute truth. No bullshit.
 

phillyflyers

phillyflyers

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I tax this same story in a penthouse forum years ago. The only difference was the beer was Miller High Life :ROFLMAO:
Then you stole a chapter out of my life bro.

People are amazed when I tell stories from my past.

It was like a movie.

My neighborhood....was completely segregated. No blacks allowed. Ever.

Growing up, I never saw a single black person in my neighborhood. The one time there was, it set off a street fight like a scene right out of Gangs of New York.

I shit you not. These are the stories from my actual life that made me a living legend.
 

Archie

Archie

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and then big foot came into the bar and made the 16 year old eat a Hershey's with almonds out of his abdominable butthole. then a Martian came down through the roof and made the 16 year old jerk his alien double dong

that's why philly is a living legend among the gayaliens
 

phillyflyers

phillyflyers

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and then big foot came into the bar and made the 16 year old eat a Hershey's with almonds out of his abdominable butthole. then a Martian came down through the roof and made the 16 year old jerk his alien double dong

that's why philly is a living legend among the gayaliens
Hey bro, just because you grew up a snowflake faggot doesn't mean we all were.
 

phillyflyers

phillyflyers

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you sure you don't need to take another week break after someone was mean about you inter loss

snowflake
🤣 😂 🤣

Someone?

No bro.

You'd shit a brick if you dealt with what I deal with.

And why you gotta force me to be mean towards you?

I like you personally very much, Archie.

But you come at me with these snide comments all the time unprovoked.

I'm really not the right one for that.

Yeah, you can break my balls and laugh. Hell, I laugh with you.

But some of us really did grow up in the streets. Real street dudes.

Not suburban pussies.

Some of us are real.

You should at least try to accord me the same respect I accord you. Don't you think?
 

BobbyFK

BobbyFK

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Growing up in New Jersey with -10° windchill when it was 15-20°F outside and snow on the ground i’m thankful for Vegas winters when the coldest it gets is generally 35 to 40°F early in the morning
 
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