Thinking more about this now.
There ain't nothing better than a snow day drunk.
Go to the corner bar and sit all day and hammer beers.
I remember one time, I was 16. Had a huge snow storm no school.
Get a phone call from one of my boys.
Meet on the corner, we're gonna drink all day.
Sounds good.
Get to the bar, he's already there waiting for me.
Sit down, start pounding beers.
Back then it was Budweiser on draft.
Play the juke and hit the Stones.
Couple hours go by, this girl walks in, ain't no one ever seen her before.
Looks around 25-30 years old. Black boots with the fur, long heavy overcoat.
So now there are about 30 of us in the bar, drinking and doing shots all day.
Everybody laughing.
So we see her and she walks past all of us and heads straight to the back to the juke box.
So we're all watching because she's the only woman in the bar now and she got our attention.
She walks up to the juke, puts on the Stones.
Damn, this girl alright.
Suddenly she starts moving and dancing and suddenly we're all hypnotized.
Next thing we know, she takes off the overcoat.
Damn.
T shirt on underneath. Next, she flips off her shirt and we got titties.
We look at each other like is this for real? Is this really happening?
It sure was.
She moving and dancing and sliding. Keeps this up for about 5 minutes.
Another Stones song comes on. Honky Tonk Women.
Fukkin perfect.
She starts really moving. Out of control.
Suddenly she stops and turns and looks at all of us.
What do you think happens next?
She walks right over to us, points at someone, and says verbatim...
"I wanna f*** him"
and who do you think she points to?
Yours truly.
So I laugh and say where babe? We're in public.
At that, my boy says oh no we're fukkin not! And he grabs the keys to the bar and goes and shuts the front door and locks it.
Party is on.
She says we're going on the pool table!
What can I fukkin do?
I'm put on the spot by both this chick and my boys. 30 of them.
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