The Philadelphia Phillies Have The Best Record In The National League

[phillyflyers]

I'll find you

I'll throw you in an oven.

 

[jjgold]

This team is shaky Harper’s always hurt. They need him to win.

 

[Archie]

joke of a team

 

[Archie]

these philly phags gotta turn it around today, right?

 

[jjgold]

Phila terrible

 

[phillyflyers]

Phillies vs. Muts tonight for first place in the division!

 

[phillyflyers]

Why they gotta do this shit for, man?

Important divisional game tonight and it's only on Apple TV.

Major League Baseball fukkin kill yourself.

This is some fukkin bullshit, bro.

Fukk Apple TV, fukk MLB, and fukk whoever put this shit together.

 

[phillyflyers]

Game's about to start. Wheeler pitching tonight.

Big, big game right here.

 

[phillyflyers]

Phillies broke the game open. Lead the Muts 8-2 now.

Mets bullpen imploded.

 

[phillyflyers]

Damn.

A 10-2 thumping of the Muts.

 

[jjgold]

Harper never plays
We call him peanut brittle in Reno

 

[phillyflyers]

Phils have a rookie phenom pitcher going tonight against the Mets.

Mick Abel.

Kid's going to be an absolute stud.

 

[phillyflyers]

Phillies/Mets about to start. Watch this game, folks.

Mick Abel is a rookie phenom pitcher you won't want to miss.

 

[sunshine11]

I’m watching it on Fox no bet. And the horses. Neigh

 

[jjgold]

That young gun got drilled

 

[phillyflyers]

That young gun got drilled

I jinxed the kid.

 

[phillyflyers]

The Mets are who we thought they were!

 

[patsfan]

Are you from Philly? Dont you like the raiders? And the Phillies? How did that come to be?

 

[jjgold]

Pitching wins

 

[phillyflyers]

Let's try this again and see if I can't unjinx the jinx I put on this kid the last time he pitched.

Mick Abel, a rookie phenom, is pitching for the Phillies today.

Early game at a 1:05 EST start.