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Tanko

Tanko

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This one seems appropriate for the times.....
I hope @Franz555 gets a laugh out of this.

A Canadian couple was strolling through a park in London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. The Brit noticed their lapel pins sporting the Canadian flag and, to make conversation, said "Judging by your pins, you must be Canadians".

"Indeed we are", replied the Canadian gentleman.

"I hope you won't mind my asking," said the Brit, "but what do the two red bars on your flag represent?"

"Well," replied the Canadian gentlman, "one of the bars stands for the courage and hardiness of our people in settling the cold expanses and broad prairies of our country. The other is for the honesty and integrity for which Canadians are known."

The Brit mulled this over and nodded. Having poor eyesight at his advanced age, and not being familiar with maple leaves, he then asked, "And what's that six-pointed item in the middle of your flag?"

"Oh, that's to remind us of the six words of our national motto," the Canadian lady piped up.

The Brit asked, "And what are those six words?"

The Canadian smiled and replied, "Don't blame us - we're not Americans."
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

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Once there was a brunette, a red head, and a blonde all lost on an island.
Then, one day, when they were all walking along the island beach, they found a magic lamp, so of course they rubbed it, and out popped a Genie.
"Since i can only grant three wishes" the genie said, "you will each get one wish."

The brunette said, “I have been stuck on this island for years, and I miss my family. My husband. My life, I wish I could go home.”

POOF! The brunette got her wish and got sent back to her family.

The red head said, “I have also been stuck on this island for years, and I miss my family, My husband. My life, I wish I could go home."

POOF! The red head got her wish and was sent back to her family.

Then the blonde started crying uncontrollably. The genie said "whatever is the matter, my dear?"

The blonde replied, sniffing, "I’m so lonely! I wish my friends were still here….."
 

BMR Genie

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"Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna only covered by a towel.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. ‘That was my pager,’ she said. ‘I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.’
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, ‘That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.’
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said… ‘Well, will you look at that…
I’m getting a fax!!!’"
 
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