"A woman comes home and tells her husband,
“Remember those headaches I’ve had for years? Well, they’re gone.”
“No more headaches?” the husband asks. “What happened?”
His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself, and repeat:
‘I do not have a headache.
I do not have a headache.
I do not have a headache.’
And it worked! The headaches are completely gone.”
“Well, that’s wonderful,” says the husband.
His wife then adds, “You know, you haven’t exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you see the hypnotist and see if he can help with that?”
The husband agrees.
After his appointment, he comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife, and carries her into the bedroom. He lays her on the bed and says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”
He goes into the bathroom, returns a few minutes later, and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
“Wow, that was amazing!” she says.
“Don’t move! I’ll be right back,” he says.
He goes back into the bathroom, returns, and round two is even better than the first. The wife, now breathless, sits up, her head spinning.
Once again, the husband says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”
Curious, the wife quietly follows him to the bathroom. There, she sees him standing in front of the mirror, repeating:
“She’s not my wife.
She’s not my wife.
She’s not my wife.”
