Slugger of the Day 2024

[KVB]

This is complete BS. No one gets this lucky. There is some s#it going down here. We need to figure it out.

PS I don't want to hear dick about that variance calculator. JFC.

My variance calculator is unbelievable, wouldn't you say?

But not nearly as unbelievable as the fact that @flyingillini actually learned how to use it.

 

[Tanko]

Anthony Santander BAL +325 BetMGM
Tanko 17-65, 2.68

Try this SOB again.....

A. Santander BAL +400 betMGM
Tanko 18-65, 5.93

 

[broncos]

Juan Soto (NYY) +325 betmgm

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Was anybody looking at the D-backs today?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1819510477124444522

 

[flyingillini]

My variance calculator is unbelievable, wouldn't you say?

But not nearly as unbelievable as the fact that @flyingillini actually learned how to use it.

Variance is the only thing that matters when it comes to betting sports. It gives you an edge that is second to none. If you understand variance and how to use the calculator it gives you a 69% chance of winning bets or more.

 

[lekidecincinnati]

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[DiggityDaggityDo]

Thread went 0-5 yesterday

 

[Tanko]

Was anybody looking at the D-backs today?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1819510477124444522

That pirates pitcher going to have a 27+ ERA for the game.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

DiggityDaggitydo: 17-104, -21.55
TJ Friedl (Cinc) +950 MGM

 

[Tanko]

Ketel Marte ARI +600 Bet MGM
Tanko 18-66, 4.93

 

[flyingillini]

Paul Goldschmidt - Cardinals
+500
MGM

 

[Tanko]

Paul Goldschmidt - Cardinals
+500
MGM

Great pick.
I wish you the best of luck.
He'll probably hit two HRs.
Break a leg.
You should already count this as a winner.
GL Fly.

 

[broncos]

Jurickson Profar (SD) +650 betmgm

 

[flyingillini]

Great pick.
I wish you the best of luck.
He'll probably hit two HRs.
Break a leg.
You should already count this as a winner.
GL Fly.

Tankser I wil be on a plane for 22 hours total tomorrow and I will be checking scores. Lets go!

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Tankser I wil be on a plane for 22 hours total tomorrow and I will be checking scores. Lets go!

Over/under on how many threads Illini will post about being on a plane.

o5.5 -110
u5.5 -110

 

[flyingillini]

Over/under on how many threads Illini will post about being on a plane.

o5.5 -110
u5.5 -110

I already bought the internet package, I do not sleep on planes. I will be up all night posting, give me the over for the max!

 

[Jrgum3]

Jrgum3 11-78 -27.50 Units
Gunnar Henderson (Baltimore) +450 BOL

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Nobody picked Turner today.

they would’ve got bonus points for this.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1819560909230031179

 

[bigshooter]

8-3-24
12-83 (-33.53 Units)
Rafael Devers +375 (Boston) Heritage

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

edit

Not sure why you edited the post 10 hours later?

Your Jackson Holiday +900 play stands.