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phillyflyers

phillyflyers

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Ooh boy, this thread could be a doozy.

Out with friends one Friday night. We all had fake id's. I was actually 16 at the time.

Went to an old bar off of South Street in South Philly.

We all walk in, order drinks.

So it's early and we're waiting for some girls because at that point, it was a fukkin sausage party.

So we're drinking and laughing and having a good time, these dudes walk in looking shady af.

So I'm at the bar minding my own business and about 20 minutes later, one of the shady dudes who walked in comes up to me.

So I don't know who this fukkin cat is so I'm doing my best to ignore him.

But this fukkin asshole was persistent.

So I say to him, look bro, I'm here with my boys trying to have fun I'm really not in a mood to talk right now.

Then this cat says well how about we talk outside?

I'm like what?

The dude then proceeds to start hitting on me!

Says shit like your really handsome is all I thought maybe you'd like to get to know each other better?

At that point, I know the dude is a fag.

So I go to one of my friends and tell him I'm stepping out for a second I'll be right back.

I go to the dude and say let's talk outside.

He gets a big smile on his face and we go outside.

So we get outside and dude is standing up against the front of the bar.

Before he can get a word out, I hit him with a right cross to his chin, hit him flush.

He goes down like a ton of bricks.

So he's on the ground and I say I told you to leave me alone and then I give him another shot to his head. I hear him moan.

I say you couldn't leave me alone, you had to pull some fag shit on me right?

Then I hit him again. I start to see blood.

My next thought was shit, I need to get the fukk out of here.

I take the fukk off and head back to home base which was my corner. I really fukkin booked it. I was out of breath by the time I got there.

Get back to my bar, and everyone who stayed behind was like what happened? where is everyone?

I told them what happened. They said sit tight, you'll be alright.

Stayed in the bar until 2 am, and my boys got back from the bar, saw me, and was dude what the fukk did you do?!

I told them. They said an ambulance came and got the guy he was fukkin wrecked.

Nobody knew what happened. Everyone in the bar was confused. I said oh well.

Then we drank until around 4 am and went home and that was the end of that.
 
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DiggityDaggityDo

DiggityDaggityDo

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Ooh boy, this thread could be a doozy.

Out with friends one Friday night. We all had fake id's. I was actually 16 at the time.

Went to an old bar off of South Street in South Philly.

We all walk in, order drinks.

So it's early and we're waiting for some girls because at that point, it was a fukkin sausage party.

So we're drinking and laughing and having a good time, these dudes walk in looking shady af.

So I'm at the bar minding my own business and about 20 minutes later, one of the shady dudes who walked in comes up to me.

So I don't know who this fukkin cat is so I'm doing my best to ignore him.

But this fukkin asshole was persistent.

So I say to him, look bro, I'm here with my boys trying to have fun I'm really not in a mood to talk right now.

Then this cat says well how about we talk outside?

I'm like what?

The dude then proceeds to start hitting on me!

Says shit like your really handsome is all I thought maybe you'd like to get to know each other better?

At that point, I know the dude is a fag.

So I go to one of my friends and tell him I'm stepping out for a second I'll be right back.

I go to the dude and say let's talk outside.

He gets a big smile on his face and we go outside.

So we get outside and dude is standing up against the front of the bar.

Before he can get a word out, I hit him with a right cross to his chin, hit him flush.

He goes down like a ton of bricks.

So he's on the ground and I say I told you to leave me alone and then I give him another shot to his head. I hear him moan.

I say you couldn't leave me alone, you had to pull some fag shit on me right?

Then I hit him again. I start to see blood.

My next thought was shit, I need to get the fukk out of here.

I take the fukk off and head back to home base which was my corner. I really fukkin booked it. I was out of breath by the time I got there.

Get back to my bar, and everyone who stayed behind was like what happened? where is everyone?

I told them what happened. They said sit tight, you'll be alright.

Stayed in the bar until 2 am, and my boys got back from the bar, saw me, and was dude what the fukk did you do?!

I told them. They said an ambulance came and got the guy he was fukkin wrecked.

Nobody knew what happened. Everyone in the bar was confused. I said oh well.

Then we drank until around 4 am and went home and that was the end of that.
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