I realize going for the rug is vain and pathetic in its own way, but if you just go outside completely bald, that is basically admitting defeat right off the bat. At least a rug shows some fighting spirit????
Gosh can you imagine bringing a broad home though and she starts to put her hand close to your hair? What a sweat that would be.
I also hear when you actually sweat you cant scratch your head as the piece could move so instead you gotta tap tap tap, a dead give away too...