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rolandcorts

rolandcorts

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Have classic horseshoe pattern, getting worse over time.

What are pros and cons of a rug??? I think it could make me look 5-10 years younger and help me get laid.

Obviously would need to change neighborhoods as neighbors know I am a bald loser.
 

rolandcorts

rolandcorts

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In the last 2 years it went from the top row to the 2nd row

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JDS

JDS

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I vote yes for one of those glue job rugs. They do them at barber shops now. They glue on your hair then cut & style for preference.
 

KVB

KVB

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Did JJGold hack roland's account?

Pretty sure if we had odds on who would start the rug thread at BMR, Gold would have been a heavy favorite.

:lmao:
 

Tanko

Tanko

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Friend of mine in college was going bald (way worse than the 2nd row of pics).
He just shaved it off and the chicks loved it. He actually looked younger going bald.

Each person has their own preference. It worked for him.
GL on whatever you do Roland.
 

rolandcorts

rolandcorts

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I realize going for the rug is vain and pathetic in its own way, but if you just go outside completely bald, that is basically admitting defeat right off the bat. At least a rug shows some fighting spirit????

Gosh can you imagine bringing a broad home though and she starts to put her hand close to your hair? What a sweat that would be.

I also hear when you actually sweat you cant scratch your head as the piece could move so instead you gotta tap tap tap, a dead give away too...
 
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