Rumor it is Stormys wedding day.

[BigJay]

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[BigJay]

Marriage = A contract between two people where one can take half your shit one day

 

[JDS]

Marriage = A contract between two people where one can take half your shit one day

Stormy got assets too, wonder if buddy got a prenup.

 

[BigJay]

Be careful @stormtrooper8

 

[BobbyFK]

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Congratulations!

 

[MinnesotaFats]

@MinnesotaFats who the fawk told you he was getting married ? Spill the fuckin’ beans pal

I'm like Nixon, I've got spies on all of you...

 

[JDS]

I'm like Nixon, I've got spies on all of you...

Oh yeah, tell the people something that they may not know about me ? Maybe some lie Enikk told you entertain me if you would.

 

[MinnesotaFats]

Be careful @stormtrooper8


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I had a buddy get married, his wife had $75,000 in CC debt.

She did a balance transfer while married onto 2 cards in her new married name.

Divorce came 18 months later when some friends found her on tinder, thou she denied any infidelity.

Court found him jointly liable for the CC debt and because she just doesn't pay anymore he is stuck w all of it because he runs his own business & can't risk the default hit to his FICO.

That's the legal system for a guy.

 

[BMR Genie]

I had a buddy get married, his wife had $75,000 in CC debt.

She did a balance transfer while married onto 2 cards in her new married name.

Divorce came 18 months later when some friends found her on tinder, thou she denied any infidelity.

Court found him jointly liable for the CC debt and because she just doesn't pay anymore he is stuck w all of it because he runs his own business & can't risk the default hit to his FICO.

That's the legal system for a guy.

Why do good people always find a bad partner? Not fair!

 

[qurious$]

Be careful @stormtrooper8


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So let me get this straight. If he's having the worst season of his life. He owes 50 dimes and it's only getting worse. He can get married mid season and, if divorcing, basically get a 50% cash back?

 

[jjgold]

lol this thread is hilarious

 

[BMR Genie]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1837809761611358358

 

[edawg]

I knew Stormy wouldn't get goosed in the NFL last week it was just a test for his new bride. Kid is sharp as a tack.

 

[phillyflyers]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1837809761611358358

 

[jjgold]

Stormy touched a pussy for the 1st time and gets married

 

[kostasmalina]

They are here.

https://forum.bookmakersreview.com/threads/stormtrooper8-all-sports-plays.53304/page-11#post-661769

I think he gets lucky with Burrow tonight.
Just played Bengals -7.5

 

[kostasmalina]

Stormy touched a pussy for the 1st time and gets married

Torched. You meant, TORCHED, right jj?

 

[flyingillini]

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Whats up with the dirty fingernail?

 

[MinnesotaFats]

Whats up with the dirty fingernail?

There is some grime under the one nail. Interesting...

Think of all the possibilities:

Crazy male on male bachelor party stuff
Quick 2 in the pink, 1 in the... pre marriage
Car broke down
Found bags of cans for gambling money
Tripped drunk and used dirty hand to break fall
Found discount rack of dirty Burrows gear & reached in

 

[BigJay]

@stormtrooper8 did you frost your pubes for your wedding night in honor of your boy?