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Tanko

Tanko

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Target see's Bobby coming in the door and the store manager is like....
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BMR Genie

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We don’t like Pets

Too dirty ok if they are in woods
That means you're not a pet lover at all, JJ.

Patrick Swayze once remarked on the dog smell:

“They told me my house smelled like dogs, and I asked them:
Do you know what a dog smells like?
A dog smells like gratitude, loyalty, nobility, affection, pure and unconditional love. And despite everything they’ve been through, they don't smell of resentment.
So, I feel blessed that my house smells like dogs."

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JDS

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That means you're not a pet lover at all, JJ.

Patrick Swayze once remarked on the dog smell:

“They told me my house smelled like dogs, and I asked them:
Do you know what a dog smells like?
A dog smells like gratitude, loyalty, nobility, affection, pure and unconditional love. And despite everything they’ve been through, they don't smell of resentment.
So, I feel blessed that my house smells like dogs."

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Thanks for sharing this never read this quote from him. I always liked him as a person one of the good guys. God took him too soon RIP 🙏
 

MinnesotaFats

MinnesotaFats

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Skinny dipping today Minny?
Funny you say. I thought about peeling it off and taking a dip.

So I'm just sitting here, in the rain, 3 maybe 4 km from the road, all by myself. Puffing away on my cigar.

Randomly, a young beautiful gal in a 2 piece, using a stick, is walking up the falls via the river. I couldn't believe it...like where did she come from? She makes her way to me and asks about the big fall ahead, speaking in a German accent.

I explained that its an easy walk thru the river and a dangerous climb w all the water rushing thru. She asked if she could take a puff of the cigar and I obliged. She inhaled deeply, and blew out like a pro. Not quite creating rings, but she could have if indoors.

Then off she went, cute little thing, walking up the river towards the big falls, with nothing but her 2 piece, the stick, and a Sankey bottle.

Honestly- I felt like asking her randomly if she wanted to fool around under the falls or in the tall grass. Afterall- we were just 2 animals in the empty woods at that point. Nevertheless- I was tongue tied. Where had she come from?
 

Tanko

Tanko

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Funny you say. I thought about peeling it off and taking a dip.

So I'm just sitting here, in the rain, 3 maybe 4 km from the road, all by myself. Puffing away on my cigar.

Randomly, a young beautiful gal in a 2 piece, using a stick, is walking up the falls via the river. I couldn't believe it...like where did she come from? She makes her way to me and asks about the big fall ahead, speaking in a German accent.

I explained that its an easy walk thru the river and a dangerous climb w all the water rushing thru. She asked if she could take a puff of the cigar and I obliged. She inhaled deeply, and blew out like a pro. Not quite creating rings, but she could have if indoors.

Then off she went, cute little thing, walking up the river towards the big falls, with nothing but her 2 piece, the stick, and a Sankey bottle.

Honestly- I felt like asking her randomly if she wanted to fool around under the falls or in the tall grass. Afterall- we were just 2 animals in the empty woods at that point. Nevertheless- I was tongue tied. Where had she come from?
I've read a penthouse forum article similar to this one Minny... But, it had a way different ending. :ROFLMAO:

Next time make sure to ask her... :yes:
 
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