Just now on the train to Baltimore I sat down next to this KAREN.
She took one look at my hat, eyes bulging, and said: “Are you really wearing that hat today, with all that *sshole has done this week?”
ME: “It’s a free country, I voted and I won and I’m proud. What has Trump done to you this week?”
HER: “My housekeeper is undocumented and now she’s terrified.”
ME: “And how is that our problem? If she came here illegally, she should be scared. And if you’re still keeping slaves, you should be scared too. We have laws against people like you.” She bolted up and moved across from me. I made sure I kept my Trump hat right on my head where she could see it